Uncle Corny

I throw up on the keyboard and you inhale the resulting fumes.

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

In a few years, scientists will discover a variant of gondii that specifically comes from anime girls.

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

@_TRAMMY_ @MikaRBW CGI actor necromancy will always rub me the wrong way. Like it's an instant downgrade.

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

@evilbeerman @CommanderFemUnc Imagine letting yourself die just so you can be right.

[AUTOMATON WEST @AUTOMATON_ENG]

Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami says “if watching a playthrough is enough, the game wasn’t good enough”
https://t.co/QYGTdSDRyV

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

This time on tasting history, we will be making the authentic Necromundan Corpse Starch from the 37M. Now you might've been wondering where my husband has been these past few weeks, but to get that authentic flavor—

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.

[Lavader @Lavader_]

The Talmud is just a massive written record of debates and discussions by ancient rabbis regarding Jewish law. It's not a concrete Holy Book like the Bible or Quran. The Torah is right there, but the goyim can't comprehend the difference between the Talmud and Torah.

[Stephen @MonkeysxMoo35]

"Name something a Sangheili would not want to see when he breaks into an UNSC armory"

"NAKED SPARTAN!"

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

@astor_II @cuba_aura @StickmanSham Showing someone a map of the Eridanus sector is like the ultimate determination if someone can play classic SMT or not.

[SlightlyHomeless @SlightlyHomele1]

Streamers in Japan are now getting beaten with umbrellas for doing pick up

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

@pca10112009 @MisterPublius @koryandr__ Nope, it's an animation from animated morrowind thats been reused a bunch in other mods.

["...It's all fine now." @RespectElves]

Capcom fans wont get the joke here because there is no yellow paint to point it out for them

[qitsunne @qitsunne]

marina teaches levi how to dance
#funger #avgndancetrend

[神谷英樹🍀 Hideki Kamiya🍀 @HidekiKamiya_X]

俺の判断を尊重してくれた第四開発部部長の三上さんと、そのまま発売させてくれた当時のカプコンがすごいんですよ…

[Cartoon History @Cartoonhistory2]

Carey means, the voice actor who plays Frylock from 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' has declared that he is homeless via Facebook.

[Tuomas Pirinen @SonataNocturne]

John Blanche has died, I was just informed by his family. I have no words right now, that will have to wait. Farewell, old friend.

[Uncle Corny @UncleCorny]

@roomrotter420 @juvenilemir @PostLeftWatch The whole "they voted for blank in 2010, this shows how blank has shifted!" is so weird. Why are individuals these arbitrary benchmarks for political shifts and not like ya know... Policies? Shoe isn't some emissary of bernie bros in 2016. Nonsensical.

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

Reminder there are THOUSANDS of DSPs out there who don't stream