Dave Villiotti

Florida dad comedian. Clean laughs about faith, family, & Florida. Book me before the next hurricane.
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If you didn't get your Amazon package, it's not my fault!

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Support me as I try to enrich myself by running for congress! https://t.co/fqw1NJd4nR via @YouTube

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@nateland_ent I love the tape on the Nateland podcast logo on @realaaronweber computer

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@nateland_ent @GregWarren Did I miss #8?

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I just finished watching 11.22.63 on Netflix and I don’t want to spoil it for anyone,

but James Franco actually had his eyes open for almost the whole movie, so much that I didn’t recognize him at first

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@nateland_ent @natebargatze @brianbatescomic @realaaronweber @dustyslay Can Bates make predictions for my 2026?

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@KevOnStage Learning to dance

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Welcome to Florida where you have to worry about the good guys and the bad guys.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Bubby Brister

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@otokyo__ @JasonDufner Dufnering

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What’s your favorite parenting hack?

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@WebUndefeated Good thing, that’s where he’s going

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@Matt_Pinner Call a real man

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Yes, DK Metcalf punched me. Yes, we’re continuing our podcast just with a new name. Please respect my privacy. No further questions

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It’s always funny to me when I see people make concrete declarations based on one half of a sporting event then there is a major comeback.

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@RobustFeed I’m pretty sure he didn’t teach you to break the pasta

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@gecffmn @dustyslay those shadows don’t look right

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Sorry @bucadibeppo for my dad’s behavior. It’s not you, it’s him.

#family #embarrassing

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@nateland_ent @natebargatze @TheMandyMoore @BreadwinnerMov @SonyPictures

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@AlTheBoss03 Ryan Leaf

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Hey @Uber, I really don’t need my UberEats wrapped