Feeeeeman

Here’s to swimming with bow-legged women

[Runs until Root Passes Tendulkar @RootRuns]

Bonnie Moo

[Michael @SjbMichael]

Categorically bonkers shirt at the Cubs game tonight.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

13 years ago today, A$AP Ferg & A$AP Rocky dropped “Shabba” 🗣️

[davidgeoffrey @Daveravedave]

When the World Cup expands to 64 teams, Scotland fans are going to be supporting Epstein Island over England in the Round of 32.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[Feeeeeman @Unclefiesta]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

[LS 🍊 @leahsmithh7]

The woman in front of me on the plane has just started a movie 11 mins before landing

[Feeeeeman @Unclefiesta]

Embarrassing

[Andy @AndyAitcheson]

Seriously. If you hate co commentating that much why bother? https://t.co/AZuBukRo9P

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

My cousin works for ITV and he said Emma Hayes has not stopped farting out there

[conor @conor_brn]

Conversations are being had that have never been had before

[ben 🌁 @rupertaesthete]

Efficient and well-put-together families will be enjoying this heat. Nice garden to relax in with shade under a tree. Dad on BBQ, mum keeping house cool. Ice bucket for drinks. No-one fat, everyone with a tan. Literally fine. Whereas fat spastics are in trouble.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[scott @scottneedham88]

Safe trip home Moira

[Feeeeeman @Unclefiesta]

😭😭

[⚡️ @_WokeNonsenseFC]

Can always rely on Lee Gunner

[Feeeeeman @Unclefiesta]

🔥

[Jacob Hale @JakeHaleee]

it’s actually coming home

[40 oz. Miller High Life @hardedgeball]

Is getting pregnant the porn industry equivalent of tearing your ACL?

[Feeeeeman @Unclefiesta]

@arielhelwani “I found it a bit distasteful” 😭😭😭😭 the beacon of moral compass