Greg Smith

oxygen breather // water drinker

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

Sunday evening is for texting everyone except for the people that actually care about you

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

The concept of Dude Wipes so funny to me.. "Are you a manly bro man with a delicate lotus flower?"

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

If I was trying to hurt John Stamos feelings I'd say something like: "You're NOT a Beach Boy! And you'll NEVER be a Beach Boy!"

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Underestimxte Not only that but there's actual gay ppl IN the nfl. Suck a lil d bro bro don't be scared

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

When I say I'm taken I mean Liam neeson trying to find me

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon I want his addy connect 🤣

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@Issacf Only if it's an ex!

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

Leave it to democrats to make JOY uncool

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

My mental health is hinging on this Pharrell Lego movie being great

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

What fast food app download would be your rock bottom

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon When that $8.39 refund hits 😇

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon 💯

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

Wish every party ended as quickly as a Super Bowl party. Like the Saran Wrap comes out at the 2 minute warning

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@Steven_Hyden TY 🕊️🌈🎸

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@ChaseACasanova

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

One Father's Day I got my dad a 23andMe test and he found out my grandpa had a secret family... this is why I don't give gifts!

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

Looking at a picture of all my friends hanging out like awww I hope they at least said some mean things abt me

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon Give up on the goldfinch bb

[Greg Smith @unclegergg]

@D_Liazon There's no other me, and nobody can do me better than me.