UNCLE GRENK

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

Don't talk to me about the anime if you haven't read the manga

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@nicotineepatch They will laugh at you until you show up to the function with a chest full of doubloons

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

Went to the doctors because I'm worried I might have testicular cancer and the mf doctor came in and said:
https://t.co/bXDCCrUGoE

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”

[sam @samxmcgowan]

sydney might be hosting world pride but the city will always be an embarrassment while the darling harbour imax theatre sits there unfinished with the website advertising a ‘late 2021’ reopening date

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

I bring a schlub-core vibe to the mandatory training that the other attendees don't like

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

At a training course for work and I am, by a country mile the worst dressed person here.

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@ryandeel Happy Birthday Ryan

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@ryandeel Forget about A.I taking away jobs, Weird Al needs to worry about you taking his.

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

The Fed already printed a Trillion Dollar coin and they gave it to me but nobody will give me exact change for it so now I'm just using it as a coaster

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

When you are out with the boys but you are talking like an absolute freak to get your girlfriend ready for when you get home

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

They say post-avatar depression isn't real? So why am I crying watching Way of Water fancams on tiktok and it's not even 9:00am on my first day back at work.

[life enjoyer @coolestdudeva]

walking into the office for the first time in a month ignoring everyone

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@Srirachachau Nightmare blunt rotation

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@renkemuffin Every fucking year!

Can't mop up a letter with my roast now can I?

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

@coolestdudeva Wishing a painful death on my enemies because they *checks note* wrote a folk ballad about regret and the redemptive power of family

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

yfw you lost Pandos money

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

Your annual reminder that Two Hands is anglo Australian nonsense, none of the rest of us have seen it and it is demeaning to play along.

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

Happy Gravy Day

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

James Taylor is just American Paul Kelly and the sooner we admit this the sooner our bilateral relationships can move forward.

[UNCLE GRENK @UncleGrenkle]

I used to think that "throw your arms around me" by Hunters and Collectors was about a dude fucking a python lady.

Now that I realise it's just about a regular women it is somehow less hot.