Fenrir Greyback

Werewolf. Babysitter for Hire. Servant of Lord Voldemort. Unmarked. Hungry.
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[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

Why are so many little kids tweeting? Jesus fuck it's like they WANT to be bitten--I mean played with--I mean--oh fuck it I'm hungry.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@The_Bellatrix It's gone to the dogs.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@The_Bellatrix I run a pet grooming service.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@The_Bellatrix I've got a new business.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange Stay ugly and boring then. Not my problem.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange Yep. So either become interesting and pretty or go away.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange The turds I just made are more fascinating than this conversation. *yawn*

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@The_Bellatrix HAHAHAHAHAH! Enjoy.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

Taking a dump on @the_Bellatrix's front porch. #livingontheedge

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange *yawns* Dead bitches can't do magic. But they can watch me take a shit.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange You are not "death." Fuck off and tweet somebody who cares.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@UndeadBellatrix Raw Mudblood. That's what I call gourmet. HA!

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange Suck my pierced cock you useless bag of organs.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange I'll be gentle and take your throat first..

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Jane_Lestrange Or I can find you. And we can have a little FUN!

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

I think every small child on Twitter should turn on their location. Just in case they get kidnapped or somethin.

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

I'm a feral monstrosity. Suck my dick. #seehoweasythatwas?

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@_Harry_P_ Dumb. Fuck. You didn't read your textbook about werewolves did you? *backhands into tree*

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@Hermy__Granger YEAH! GO ON BOY! RUN! I like a good chase! Gets your blood pumping!

[Fenrir Greyback @UncleGreyback]

@_Harry_P_ *growls and parries with a bat of the hand* You're going to need more than that boy-o!