Irritable Jowl Syndrome

Lookin' for Josie

[CoMud @CommodoreMudkip]

Genji using his entire kit to try and 1v1 a Sojourn before she railguns him

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

The amazing digital circus is for human hogs that roll around in mud. If you ain't a hog you ain't a fan.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

how smart to make it look terrible on purpose to appeal to their target demographic of idiots with no taste

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Twitter has existed for 2 whole decades now and this remains probably the best tweet to ever be tweeted

[TWRP @TWRPband]

☃️🎄HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🎄☃️

[TWRP @TWRPband]

🍹MY BIG DAY OFF🍹
Available NOW
>>> https://t.co/PFMZ8RT0vL <<<

[TWRP @TWRPband]

Are you ready for the Longest Weekend ever? A brand new tour (and maybe more 🤫) is just around the corner, and we'll be joined by Los Angeles Power Disco...

Tickets on sale TOMORROW at 10am local time

You can find the links at https://t.co/mbIfaOPNCg

Poster by @thelazerhorse

[TWRP @TWRPband]

Becoming more powerful everyday.

[grilled cheese maniac @salmoncurse]

I would like to honor David Lynch's memory by reminding you that he invented the griddy in 1990 when he had Ben Horne do it in Twin Peaks

[FROGGAH!!!!1 @froggerupdates]

can't take toxicity in marvel rivals seriously because there will be dudes cussing each other out in voice chat while spider-man is yelling "IT'S GONNA GET STICKY!" in the background

[JohnnyBoy @JohnnyBoyLives]

I love when Bill Burr reminds people that uninformed “opinions” ain’t worth shit.

[Elai @elaifresh]

Every median voter belief is just “I want all the groceries in one bag but I don’t want the bag to be heavy”

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Rogan is only conservative because he keeps having conservative guests on. He believes whatever he heard last. 3 woke guests in a row and he would get pronouns

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

this website kinda feels like that strip mall you still go to because there’s a really good vietnamese place but every other business has closed or is a bail bondsman or whatever

[TWRP @TWRPband]

Reminding you that you're only one mildly invasive medical procedure away from taking your very own Dream Vacation™...

[안동결❄️노는중인악넴🦋 @ak__aakk]

Omg
.....

[三つ目👁Mitsume @emustim]

⚡🍪