Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator

Indefatigable stepdad and inventor of nothing useful. he/him #TheBloggessTribe

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

I just realized I don't have a pinned tweet shilling my books. I really am the worst kind of writer.

Anyway, I have a funny book and a serious book, a weird book and a nerd book. Pick one, pick none. I'm not the boss of you.

https://t.co/tUKPWFR4Xi

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

neat! the pc i ordered on 12/9 (that they sold without having a GPU in stock for) finally arrived and while I paid extra for strimers, i guess they just decided it wasn't worth installing them or even including them in the shipment

great job, Alexander PCs!

(avoid this company)

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

printing a shipping label is not the same thing as actually shipping what you've printed the label for

sigh

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

my patience is officially at an end

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

deleted my tweet re: @AlexanderCustom after receiving some specificity about the delay

unique, anomalous situation; understanding restored!

(they actually reached out to me but my wife called back because, her words: "we don't wanna risk you being too You")

rude
(but accurate)

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

deleted my tweet re: @AlexanderCustom after receiving some specificity about the delay

unique, anomalous situation; understanding restored!

(they actually reached out to me but my wife called back because, her words: "we don't wanna risk you being too You")

rude
(but accurate)

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

well, it took a while, but i finally got my various social media accounts archived and downloaded

i'll generally only be active on bsky now, barring some radically unforeseen need to return to another site

it's been fun. call me after the nazis leave

https://t.co/nOrNQbV1u5

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

@Crazysorts i've got a funny book, a serious book, a scary book, and a nerdy book. lemme know if any of them sound remotely appealing (should be some excerpts from a couple of them)

https://t.co/tUKPWFR4Xi

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

if you want to keep up with me for whatever inexplicable reason known only to yourself, i'll be over on bsky for the foreseeable future

i dunno if phony stark is still obsessing over posting bsky links but whatever, he can delete my account if he wants

https://t.co/nOrNQbVzjD

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

every social media platform needs a "download archive and delete account" button

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

for all my late gen x and elder millennial friends who've forgotten all about channel one news, i invite you to feel your age with me

YOU ARE WELCOME

https://t.co/jDnkPAaDVS

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

Fun fact: Grim Fandango (1998) is now as old as Pong (1972) was when Grim released

YOU ARE WELCOME

[Double Fine @DoubleFine]

Happy birthday to Grim Fandango!

It's been over 20 years since Manny led players through the Land of the Dead on one of gaming's greatest adventures.

You should celebrate by enjoying this lovely recording of our secret Grim jazz concert!

https://t.co/mLEqmeWCwc

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

i don't know much about football, but i'm pretty sure this ain't right

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

@Bhaal_Spawn

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

Your spouse may be cool, but are they cool enough to get Bill Adama to wish you a happy anniversary on behalf of the crew of Galactica?

So say we all.

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

try not to get sick if you're in america right now. or ever, really. in fact, just don't get sick here at all. at any time.

best advice

https://t.co/XkxkJR0JUC

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

there must be a law that prevents manufacturers from ever developing a gaming mouse with a decent scroll wheel

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

i miss hard drive sounds

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

y'all best go get dem gumbo ingredients now before the gettin's all been got, sha

south louisiana don't play when dat first cold front hits

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

@GallaraDragon @RichardGarriott ok, listen. i know you've been under the weather lately, but that's no excuse for turning PURE EVIL on us

[Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator @unclejeet]

@pattonoswalt an NES butter dish. now you're playing with power?