Ket Joyboy

Keyboard Worrier. #AntiThatch

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

Hi @GaryBarlow can I get a retweet from you for my wife. She is an artist and is trying to launch her career.
She is your biggest fan and painted this inspired by you. Thanks Gaz!

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

Morrissey v Marr is like Lalas v Henry

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

Benjamin Butthole

[Pavel @pavelkennedy]

Say what you want about Steve Clarke, but at least my manager isn’t out here doing KFC reviews after drawing v Ghana.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@Emperorbevis Somewhere between Hussey and Bobcat

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

No, you're crying...

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@Independent They were lucky Gino D'Acampo didn't turn up.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@SimonHarrisMBD Babe, you need to touch grass mate....
Gary Linekrt thinks you're a cunt

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@StevyK1973 @icrawford17 Soz, A

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@StevyK1973 @icrawford17 Tiny Tears for me. The first Tindersticks I heard.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@SimonHarrisMBD More than you and your strawmen, Barry and Keith.

Twat.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@SimonHarrisMBD It is so fucking tragic that you think Emma, an accomplished, winning coach needs you, a tubby council contactor, who took money and failed to deliver for veterans, to white knight for her.
BTW can you provide the receipts for your baby milk campaign and the happy meal one?

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

It's very ITV to put Emma Hayes in a kitchen setting for expert analysis.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@theashrb Young. Dumb and Living Off Mum was quite good. Should have been called Blame The Parents.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

The Kevin Bridges Beautiful Game documentary is well worth a watch. It's on iPlayer.

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@BSmithBenS

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

Shit hole to score first? #MexvRSA #worldcup

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@TheStingisBack Hope Salma destroys the shit demon Trump

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@Khaph I think his leg has grown with excitement

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

Who likes my pecker?

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@Khaph Look what Santa delivered today

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

ITVX coverage is like '90's Eurosport. More please. #BraEgy

[Ket Joyboy @unclejel]

@nollaigkelly @jamesfallon40 Curacao to win and we all get wankered on blue stuff.