Cousin of Stavros

Who knew Twitter could be so complicated?

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@CuriosityonX If someone had their hands tied behind their back and you were jerking them off how would they ever cum if you actually weren’t touching them?

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Digging deeper on this. Guy apparently has a huge wrestling collection from the 70s and 80s.

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@TheLapsedFan Michael St. John does radio in my hometown and does Friday night football broadcasts with the VP of my company. Absolutely wild for him to make an appearance on the cast.

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@TonyKhan That women’s match was absolutely disgusting. XPW fever dream. Time to give up that book.

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@dandakich Heard you used to take baths with your dad. Prove me wrong.

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@TheLapsedFan This okay?

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@edsbs Listening to the pod. Instead of the knockout a team should have a MITB style cash in. Let a team wear the other team down for three quarters and then they come and cash in for the 4th quarter. BY GAWD that’s Sandstorm playing, business is about to pick up.

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@dieworkwear Looks like the Incredibles dad in the upside down world.

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@realamerbeer

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@AdamSchefter Brady waiting on Antonio in his office this morning.

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@WrestleOps Hope Dave beats the shit out of you.

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@TheJimCornette Mortos is the bastard love child of Demolition and Mantaur.

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@KayeffDee @NCGOP @markrobinsonNC I think this is just her secret way of putting it out there she is in to somebody peeing in her butt.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Why are you so dumb?

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@TheBastardNoah 1996 was a goldmine for this.

Beware of Dog In My Ass
Good Friends Better Enemies In My Ass
International Incident In My Ass
Buried Alive In My Ass

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@ShannonTerry Was it the drag queen with the beard that did it for you because that reminded you why you have a wife in the first place?

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@ShannonTerry One more Terry Berry and I’m done. Did you buy that shirt you are wearing just for your avatar or do you actually wear that in public to let everybody know you are a fucking chud? Asking for everyone.

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@ShannonTerry Remember that time that you and @MikeFarrellESPN and you acted like you were mad at each other at an event but you did it on purpose so you could both leave and go out in your van and pick each others butts?

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@ShannonTerry I’m sorry about that tweet. I may have been thinking of another Shannon Terry that started 16 different recruiting services and sucked at life. Sorry about that.

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@ShannonTerry Remember that time in high school you smeared molasses on your balls and had your pet hamster lick it off?