Joseph Evi-Parker

Writer. Existentialist. Contemplative Activist.

[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

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@ThatG4m Bebeto

[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

Currently reading Principles by Ray Dalio. A good reminder that success starts with the principles you choose to live by.

[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

@aedcelectricity Please check your DM for details

[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

@aedcelectricity We have not had power since Friday evening in Kaura, and this is now Monday afternoon. There has also been no communication or update regarding the outage.

Please, can you let us know what the issue is and when electricity is expected to be restored?

[The Africa Report @TheAfricaReport]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s tragedy has reopened a national debate over trust, negligence and the collapse of confidence in Nigeria’s hospitals.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

When I saw this letter, I literally thought, “This is too stupid even for him.” I should have known better.

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

Femi Otedola in 2013 made a tough decision to buy a struggling power plant for $132m when nobody believed in the power sector, scaled it from 80MW to 435MW, positioned it, and then in 2025 sold it for $750m.

That’s a profit margin of over $600m, aside from the money that is being made every day.

And this same Femi Otedola wrote a book about making it, and Nigerians said they are not reading it because he is a NEPO BABY and has nothing to tell, lol. 😂

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

Femi sold his Geregu shares for $750m. Tony Elumelu secured $750m. That’s no coincidence. The reason is oil, and NNPC. Big players are positioning for what’s coming. When NNPC is listed, buy the shares, even if it is ₦10k. Big things are coming next year.

[Wilberforce Theophilus @Eze_Wilberforce]

Two major deals happened almost at the same time.

Two men fighting for control

One man borrowed 750 million dollars.

Another sold his stake in a company for 750 million dollars.

That is not coincidence.

You do not borrow an extra 750 million dollars unless a rare opportunity is staring you in the face.

And you do not sell a major stake in a company that is profitable and growing every day just because you need cash.

That is not how serious money moves.

Big players only shift like this when they are repositioning.

When they are preparing for something bigger.
When timing matters more than comfort.

Something is brewing beneath the surface.

Watch these two men closely.
In the next few months, the move will reveal itself.

And remember this.

The real difference between the rich and the poor is not effort.

It is information.

More importantly, it is information they acted on.

These are the two most classical examples

Is it gold in the north ?🤐

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

The Brit went to America, walked out to no music in some camo shorts, broke the opponents jaw, got the $200 million, and went home 😂

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

We knew something was fishy with the tax law. The secrecy, the hide-and-seek, the deflections…… they all make sense now.

THIS IS AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE.

Thank you my brother, Hon. @abdussamadd

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

As a society, we are losing the art of adding liver to fried rice.

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

I thought this guy was bright but it's a pity he's a stupid for thinking we are all stupid.

Terrorists that kidnapped some of my folks last month used the victims phones to make calls!

Special kind of technology my ass.

[Elyon @0xkitng]

Dear @bosuntijani
Please do find attached. I am attaching a full technical document as an image to this write up.

When you make a call: Your phone connects to nearest (strongest) cell tower (base station). That tower connects to Mobile Switching Center (MSC), which is the brain of the cellular network. MSC routes your call through the operator’s network infrastructure, which may involve multiple transmission hops. Call reaches recipient’s MSC, then their local tower, then their phone. This multihop routing is standard cellular architecture, not some exotic bandit technology. If bandits were truly bouncing calls off multiple towers to avoid detection, it would contradict the basics: Involving more towers typically provides more data for triangulation, not less. This isn’t a recognized anti tracking technique in telecommunications.

Before I start sir, I’d love you to be aware that Calls aren’t “bounced” between towers to route them; that’s handled by switches and routers in the core network. If a call involves handover e.g. while moving, it seamlessly shifts from one tower to another, but this doesn’t hide the location as it often makes it easier to track via historical data.

Now let me put you through the principles. At any given moment, a mobile device is connected to exactly ONE serving cell. Not multiple cells. Not bouncing between cells. ONE. This is fundamental to radio resource management in every cellular standard from GSM through 5G NR.

In 2G (GSM/GPRS):
The Mobile Station connects to one BTS (Base Transceiver Station) managed by one BSC (Base Station Controller). The MSC (Mobile Switching Center) knows the exact LAC (Location Area Code) and Cell ID. Every call setup message includes this anchor.

In 3G (UMTS/HSPA):
The UE (User Equipment) connects to one Node B managed by one RNC (Radio Network Controller). The MSC or SGSN maintains the URA (UTRAN Registration Area) and Cell ID mapping. Radio resource control state is explicitly tracked.

In 4G (LTE):
The UE connects to exactly one eNodeB (evolved Node B). The MME (Mobility Management Entity) maintains the UE context with precise TAI (Tracking Area Identity) and eNodeB identifier. The serving gateway anchors the user plane. There is no ambiguity.

In 5G (NR):
The UE connects to one gNodeB (next generation Node B). The AMF (Access and Mobility Management Function) maintains registration state with explicit cell identity. The UPF (User Plane Function) anchors the session.

There is no cellular standard, no protocol, no physical layer specification that allows a device to simultaneously maintain active connections to multiple cells for the purpose of “bouncing” a call. This is not a loophole criminals exploit. This is the foundation of how radio spectrum is allocated, managed, and regulated.

HANDOVER IS ALWAYS EXPLICIT, MEASURED, AND COMPLETELY LOGGED
When a mobile device moves from one cell’s coverage to another, handover (or handoff) occurs. This is not invisible. This is not evasive. This is a deterministic protocol transaction that generates comprehensive logs.

The Handover Process (LTE Example):
1.Measurement Phase: UE continuously measures signal strength (RSRP/RSRQ) from serving cell and neighbor cells. These measurements are reported to the eNodeB.
2.Handover Decision: eNodeB evaluates measurements against handover thresholds. When target cell signal exceeds serving cell by configured margin for configured time (typically 3dB for 320ms), handover decision is made.
3.Handover Preparation: Source eNodeB sends HANDOVER REQUEST to target eNodeB via X2 interface, including UE context, security keys, and bearer information.
4.Handover Execution: Target eNodeB allocates resources, responds with HANDOVER REQUEST ACK. Source eNodeB commands UE to handover via RRC Connection Reconfiguration message.

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[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

How stupid do you think we are, actually?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

B@ndits are not using normal towers. They bounced calls off multiple towers.

~ Minister of Communications, Innovation and Digital Economy Bosun Tijani speaks on the method b@ndits use to communicate

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!

[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

This is not right. This is just not right, Sheikh.

[Joseph Evi-Parker @unclejevi]

Quiet grind. Loud results.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!