Jimmy Seals

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@iamjohnoliver leaks new live action #SleepingBeauty movie by #Disney. #leaks @LastWeekTonight

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#CaptainMarvel is making “cat ladies” cool again

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So I’m starting the final episode of season 2 of #GOT and I’m thinking to myself... “who is the good guy?” Right now I guess it’s the #Starks but damn they all suck. #GameOfThrones

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Only #veterinaryassistants will get it

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Me watching Episode 7 of #GameOfThrones when the Winterfell leader and the incestuous queen lady are talking. It’s becoming clear I do not remember names https://t.co/9JNY06hH0A

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Decided to watch #GOT finally, which I realize is late. Imma binge it all and try and tweet my reactions. I’m on episode 7 of the first season and damn there’s a lot happening. #Khaleesi’s brother gets a crown which is INTENSE!!! #shook

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@M_AdamAli you need to rewatch the show, put the card back in the deck and chill. not saying privilege doesn’t exist but it didn’t exist in this context. Shangela got fucked by literally everyone but Thorgy and Kennedy got by on pity votes. Trixie was the only option

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@M_AdamAli Fake news

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@dizzykween Kennedy and BeBe are way to high on your list

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@cupofshane Trixie deserved to win just as much as shangela. We can all agree that Kennedy didn’t tho

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In a weird way by not allowing @itsSHANGELA to compete in the final lipsynch, the eliminated queens chose @trixiemattel as the winner. Kennedy was never going to do good at a Miley song and she only was voted in through pity. BeBe not even worth mentioning

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Rupauls Drag Race all stars 3.... @itsSHANGELA was robbed but @trixiemattel thank you for not letting Kennedy be the winner... come on eliminated queens. No more pity votes

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Spent the night with a beautiful gentleman... woke up and he told me about how I farted on him all night. #fml #gassyqueen

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Dead https://t.co/KCkjoJHb20

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#bendelachrist be like “I’m going home because I feel like a winner already... I won, now you guys win.... bye Bebe” #TeamDeLa #theshadeofitall #unintentionalshade

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@MariahDakota I woke up like this

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Goodbye is the saddest word I know. The saddest word you know is my name -Sabrina Benaim #sabrinabenaim

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Ive named the stretch marks on the inside of my legs “thigh-ger stripes” #stretchmarks #tigerstripes #thighstretchmarks

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My Grandma’s veterinarian is so hot that she knows she can pawn her dog off on me when it needs shots. #hotdoctor #ironwood

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I’m pretty sure #JusticeLeague and #ThorRagnarok got their villains mixed up. #Steppenwolf sounds like Norse mythology and #Hela sounds like Greek.