Oluwalose

MASTER OF EVERYTHING | BEST LIFE CONNOISSEUR

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

If you don't wake up excited and go to bed tired, drop everything and think of what your future will look like if you keep repeating the same day for the rest of your life. Sit with that discomfort until a new direction appears.

[Kakashi @kkashi_yt]

You made $1M, this is how much you keep after taxes

🇦🇪 UAE — $1,000,000
🇲🇨 Monaco — $1,000,000
🇰🇾 Cayman Islands — $1,000,000
🇭🇰 Hong Kong — $850,000
🇸🇬 Singapore — $780,000
🇺🇸 USA — $680,000
🇨🇭 Switzerland — $670,000
🇬🇧 United Kingdom — $575,000
🇦🇺 Australia — $565,000
🇩🇪 Germany — $555,000
🇨🇦 Canada — $540,000
🇪🇸 Spain — $535,000
🇳🇱 Netherlands — $520,000
🇦🇹 Austria — $500,000
🇫🇷 France — $495,000
🇯🇵 Japan — $490,000
🇧🇪 Belgium — $485,000
🇸🇪 Sweden — $480,000
🇫🇮 Finland — $475,000
🇩🇰 Denmark — $445,000

[Oluwalose @unclejocie]

Dembele kept marinating that ball as if they didn't know what was coming .

[Oluwalose @unclejocie]

@chiamakaafc Alexander Hleb
Alex Song

[Gym Fiesta @GymFiesta]

POV: My gym added games to the machines 💯💪🏼

[gst @wearegst]

Every single part of your daily peace is governed by politics. If you're holding onto a cracked screen because phones now cost millions or you can't buy shawarma without doing mathematics, you are feeling the real-world weight of state failure.

Everything is politics.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

You people should appoint Kemi. She’s a Nigerian, she’ll never resign.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

It’s late September.

Arsenal head to St. James’ Park on the back of a nightmare run against Newcastle, having lost home and away in the Carabao Cup semi-final the season before. A must-win if we’re serious title contenders.

34th minute: Nick Woltemade rises highest and heads home Sandro Tonali’s cross. Newcastle lead 1-0.

Social media meltdown. Rivals rejoice. Arsenal fans agonise.

Then off the bench comes Mikel Merino.

A sublime header to level it. Arsenal go on to win.

The word on the street? That comeback, after going 1-0 down in the 34th minute, was the moment we won the Premier League.

But why 34?

Because while the 34th minute brought panic that day, today marks our 34th day of celebrating, exactly 34 days since Arsenal won the premier league title.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I cannot believe Cape Verde actually convinced this guy to play for them via LinkedIn😭. Monster of a defender.

His mother is Irish, his father is from Cape Verde. He was born and raised in Ireland, and currently the captain of Shamrock Rovers.

He represented Ireland at youth level before switching to Cape Verde.

In 2018, Cape Verde were looking for professional footballers with Cape Verdian heritage and the coach came across Pico Lopes.

He messaged him on LinkedIn to play for them, Lopes was working part time as a Mortgage advisor in a bank then and still playing professional football.

He didn’t respond because the message was in Portuguese and he didn’t understand, he thought it was a spam.

A year later (2019), the coach messaged him again, this time he did it in English. Lopes agreed to play for Cape Verde and the rest is history.

A very good addition to the squad, a pure leader. Ladies and Gentlemen, Pico Lopes.

[Temitope💕 @Tea_1904]

We need a pedestrian bridge in Gbagada please. Crossing that road is really scary

-@jidesanwoolu

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

PSPs have no respect for Lawma, Lawma has no respect for TW.

This is what happens when your entire party is full of people who got their positions as a reward for loyalty as opposed to assigning competent people.

You can’t even vex when people aren’t doing their jobs cause all of you know how you entered office.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

Sued His University to the Supreme Court and Won ₦20,000,000!

Case: Victor v. F.U.T.A. (2026) 8 NWLR (Pt. 2044) 33

Imagine graduating, knowing your grades were wrongly calculated, but being handed a lower class of degree than you earned. Most students would accept "fate" and move on.

Mr. Adebayo A. Victor refused to back down.

What makes this story incredible? Victor was a layman (not a lawyer), yet he personally prosecuted this case through the entire hierarchy of courts for nearly two decades.

The 19-Year Battle for a 2:1
In 2007, Victor graduated in Mechanical Engineering from FUTA, receiving a Second Class Lower.

Convinced his scores were wrongly recorded, he spent four years begging the university to re-mark 10 specific courses. The university ignored him.

In 2011, he sued. The journey was brutal:
2013: The trial court dismissed his case on a technicality. Victor appealed and won a retrial.
2017: The High Court finally ordered FUTA to re-mark his scripts. FUTA refused and appealed.

2022: Under Supreme Court pressure, FUTA finally complied and re-marked the scripts.

The Plot Twist: Victor was right all along. The independent re-marking officially upgraded his degree to a Second Class Upper. His correct certificate was physically handed to him in open court at the Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court Defends Student Rights
With the degree secured, the Supreme Court turned its attention to the university’s conduct.

Led by Justice Helen Moronkeji Ogunwumiju, JSC, the apex court established a massive precedent:
The Duty of Care: While universities have academic autonomy, they owe a "Duty of Care" to their students. They must provide fair assessments and transparent complaint procedures.

The Penalty: By ignoring Victor for years and causing him to lose international scholarship opportunities, FUTA breached that duty.

The lower court had awarded Victor a mere ₦500,000. The Supreme Court threw that out as too small and reviewed the awards upward:
₦18,000,000 in General Damages for emotional distress.

₦2,000,000 in Litigation Costs.

Total Takeaway: Victor walked away with his rightful Second Class Upper degree and ₦20,000,000 in compensation.

The Big Insight
"Justice is not a fencing game where one party seeks to outsmart the other." Whether you run a university or a business, you cannot hide behind institutional bureaucracy to ignore legitimate complaints.

Huge respect to Mr. Adebayo Victor for his unmatched resilience!

Could you have held on for 15+ years to defend your academic rights? Let’s map it out in the comments!

© Law Parlor

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

I have tried AI for design tasks and it comes nowhere near what highly creative humans can do. Markets are a reflection of gross ignorance about AI. It is why SpaceX can comfortably hoodwink everyone. I would buy stocka that are being prematurely dumped, expecially for tools humans use to create. AI doesn't create any standard or benchmark, it relies largely on previous human effort.

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

Teen daughter had sex education today where all pupils put a condom on a dildo.
One of the girls asked: ‘Why do girls need to learn this?’ And the teacher said: ‘Well, in case the man doesn’t know how to do it.’
Apparently my daughter then said: ‘Why the hell would we be with a man who doesn’t know how to put a condom on?’
I could not be more proud. 😂😂😂

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

Again, you clowns thought the heavens would fall because 60% of your entire personality is about Arsenal not winning the league(the remaining 40 is just you predicting nonsense). People have lives. Anyway, thanks for reminding us that Arsenal won the league.

[Champions of England ✌️ @afc_N7k]

World Cup blah blah, I’m still here 🫡

[eyedrJane @janeezeji17]

The economy is not what government officials say it is.

The economy is what ordinary people experience every day.

[Oluwalose @unclejocie]

@_aaadedapo Oyel money

[A. @Sir_tire]

No kind of poverty should make you partake in a terrorist giveaway, man. Money you know likely came from the ransom paid by families of kidnapped victims?? Haba what kind of society are we??
In fact every single one of you should be treated as a criminal.

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Shouldn't be surprised that half the people in the comments don't know that Nigeria and Ghana don't share a border.