Druncle Ken

The wild women the wild women the ripping and tearing

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

There’s a crispness to the air today, it smells like day drinking. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@natureismetals @Chabillonaire @ebony_ireland enjoy

[Ebony @ebony_ireland]

Went to visit @macmad7 after a month of not seeing her, after having dinner and discussing in grave detail that we were off our bullshit and have grown up, we accidentally blacked out and I lost her..twice. Did I mention this was a Tuesday night? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@ebony_ireland @macmad7 Wait, Are you saying you are not blacking out the other 6 days of the week?

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Speedos on Jimmy buffet bumping, not a clock insight just cocks, crocs and crop tops. That’s the summer mood.@DAD_fraternity

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@DAD_fraternity Rock friggin hard!!

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Popular opinion: Drinking makes me a better person.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

What’s with church cutting you off after one drink?

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@DAD_fraternity 5,7, 5 baby

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Just day drinking, day dreaming about day drinking with the boys. @DAD_fraternity

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Puts hair in a low pony “salutes & fires her musket�� then says “I’m just like the foreskin fathers”. That’s Forefathers hunny read a book.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@DAD_fraternity @savtwopointoh 100% chance I do, do this.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Australians, are just British Texans....if that makes any sense ¿? #G’day

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

I was asked if “I do festivals” and that was my low point being white. #WhiteGenocide, #Coachella.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

With all this time on my hands I think I’m going to contract myself out as a paranormal investigator.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

IM BACK BITCHES !

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Nothing gets me more stoked to be unemployed then being able to listen to fleetwood mac, and crush a 15teen pack at 8:am. #TGIF #fleetwoodmqc #6yeardegree #ndnpride

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

@Brewski4428 Fake news, I didn’t receive that text.

[Druncle Ken @UncleKen_]

Starting to print my own Degrees & Diplomas, hit me up for cheap deals.