Jake

[Jake @Brewski4428]

I want a hasbulla so bad

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Jimmy eat world? He must be hungry

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Yahtzee!!! Except it’s Nazi

[Jake @Brewski4428]

More like penis fly trap

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Hamburger helper??? More like hamburger help me

[Jake @Brewski4428]

“His wife might be getting pregnant again soon” sooooo he’s blowing loads in her?

[Jake @Brewski4428]

@ashleywilkss @peta are you fucking hearing this

[Jake @Brewski4428]

They’re not baby cookies I like them

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Anyone keeping up with the Kardashians?

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Betty Davis was cross eyed

[Jake @Brewski4428]

I swear to fucking god, if I just got another fucking photo radar ticket from the City of Spruce fucking Grove I fucking dare you to mail that shit to me I DARE UOU

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Hey Siri, play the fucking Styx

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Jesus Christ man you smell like a vitamin cabinet

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Guy who just bought a Cyber Truck: “Ah fuck”

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Fucking Christ how can I unsend an email?? Breaking into their home and deleting it is my only option??? I’ll fuckin do it

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Mercury is in gatorade

[Jake @Brewski4428]

My man did you just say EXpecially?? No way you did

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Why does leaving Las Vegas feel so much like this — 🫨

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Btw I am UP a little bit 🫨

[Jake @Brewski4428]

Man are you having an aneurysm or is your face just always like that