Uncle Lazer

I'm not Uncle Lazer, but I could be if I was. and book him you SOB's / /

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

If I was the REAL Uncle Lazer, would I be able to do this: 8=========D ~ ~ ~ ?

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@TonyHinchcliffe I can't keep it in any longer, man. I'll give you the first ingredient to my secret hair growth treatment, but the rest you gotta pay for. The first ingredient is one tablespoon of a man's semen each and every day (for the rest of your life)

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@TonyHinchcliffe I'll never stop loving you ❤️

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@miniminiweenie @BigBigWeenie @KILLTONY @redban You're right about one thing, I do infact have a mirror. but unlike most people, I don't need to use it to look this God dam fine

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@miniminiweenie @BigBigWeenie @KILLTONY @redban That's how i git all dem bitches. Ain't nothing wrong with that

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@miniminiweenie @BigBigWeenie @KILLTONY @redban I smell like a man and ain't nothin wrong with that

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@miniminiweenie @BigBigWeenie @KILLTONY @redban I'm NOT Uncle Lazer, that's who

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

I've got a secret formula that combats hair loss and regrows hair follicles at the root- where they need it most. Have your agent reach out to me for more deets. Make it snappy though, because right now, there's a limited supply, and it's going fast! @TonyHinchcliffe #joerogaine

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@miniminiweenie @BigBigWeenie @KILLTONY @redban Why would you copy my name if I'm so dum?

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

I've never met @LaZerRantZ , but he has stood there staring at me from 5 feet away a couple of times

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

I wholly love eating a woman's butthole

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@TonyHinchcliffe you're the rainbow on my rainy day. You're the the holy in my moly. You're the Peter in my pan. #loveisland

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

I love slots on and off the stage. Come to think of it, the only slots I dont really like are in the casinos. #loveisland #slots

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

When walking outside by yourself, do you ever just rip a fart into the fresh open air as I do? #loveisland    #heartattack

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

Good morning, sunshine. @TonyHinchcliffe

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

My lower lip is a good size for you know what. I do wish my upper lip was bigger for you know what and why. Just let me know where and when. I'm not privy as to who. #loveIsland    #SelfieeReview

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

I feel like I should have known this one. #loveisland #Selfiee

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#ChatGPT #ai #loveisland

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

#ChatGPT #ai

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

@KILLTONY

[Uncle Lazer @unclelazer]

#bigbigweenie https://t.co/Okx18e1bnm #unclelazer #comedy #Austin #vulcangas #killtony