unc

I don’t mentor; I shift timelines. we quantum leap while they google ‘how to manifest’. The only thing you can buy from me 👇

[unc @uncleluxury]

my body is tea and yours never came to a boil

[unc @uncleluxury]

I only buy products approved by the Baby Safety Alliance

[unc @uncleluxury]

Is it possible to arrest a dog

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I keep coming back to this video cuz this dog is having the time of its LIFE PEEING. 😂😂😂😂

[unc @uncleluxury]

@stagehusband You cheapen yourself

[unc @uncleluxury]

@lewdoldman @GeordieGreep I don’t have photoshop I have faith

[unc @uncleluxury]

I’ve been listening to the prank calls of Nephew Tommy and learning a thing or two about life

[unc @uncleluxury]

I have the jezebel spirit for Geordie Greep

[unc @uncleluxury]

@lewdoldman @GeordieGreep Here, you need this more than I do

[unc @uncleluxury]

Taking all dick pics under a bare lightbulb like in the basement in Psycho

[unc @uncleluxury]

Using the sharpening and contrast tools in photoshop to make my dick look like the surface of Mars

[james tom @jestom]

hate when I get a dick pic and the dick looks so dry

[unc @uncleluxury]

Honey the lead

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

We recently inherited a good amount of kitchenware that was made in the country from the '60s-2000s probably and it's insane how much better even using something as simple as a box grater or peeler from then is

[unc @uncleluxury]

@stagehusband To you maybe

[unc @uncleluxury]

CHIC

[New York Post @nypost]

Anthony Michael Hall gushes over finding his ‘soulmate,’ becoming a first-time dad in his 50s https://t.co/IND307cqtx

[unc @uncleluxury]

He turned against my teachings. It should have been Uncle Energy or at the very least Nephew Energy but the world knows it as Rockstar

[unc @uncleluxury]

@lewdoldman worth 150 dollars on the grey market

[unc @uncleluxury]

Everyone’s nice to me wherever I go

[unc @uncleluxury]

She’s a very freaky girl
The kind you don’t bring home to uncle

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

I’ve never seen a Three Stooges money spread

[unc @uncleluxury]

If you piss me off I’m gonna get on the Zeddy and ride

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Farted so hard my check engine light turned on