Matthew Plantenga

I'm the best uncle there ever was

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I got you ❤️

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Miggy's triple makes him player of the game! Good hustle! I see you Miggy! #Tigers #TigersPOG

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Dear @MLB , your day game attendance is @CharlesBarkley1 turrible. Day games should be 10 bucks. Fill the seats! #amurica #Detroit

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Oh yeah, I'd love to western union celebrities money for their music. I'd also love to make more than minimum wage. https://t.co/pVZkT3yJXG

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Tidal is getting a lot of bad buzz, but this commercial finally sets the record straight: http://t.co/LwgfTtt2wY

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Check out the Funny Or Die News Flash App. Real News. Real Funny. http://t.co/bpauIfbL47 #wecandobetter

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

NIGHT MAN!

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

I love you, @mindykaling https://t.co/bAw4kpVeJm

[Mindy Kaling @mindykaling]

It’s coming, guys. 9/29/15 #whynotme #newbook http://t.co/A5TAIYpSuA

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

@rickygervais of course except God. God creates. We are made in Gods likeness. That's why we create. It's beautiful. https://t.co/BP6p7Y4XbV

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@AdrianPaulMiles: the Universe may well be "expanding" - however, to claim something came out of nothing is ridiculous” < Except God right?

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Oh I get it. May the 4th be with you kinda sounds like "may the force be with you" #MayThe4thBeWithYou #amurica #funny

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

66% of Twitter folks vote for @MannyPacquiao ? What happened to nationalism? #amurica #Mayweather #TeamMayweather

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

This @MannyPacquiao and @FloydMayweather fight produced enough revenue to feed the hungry in America #amurica #MayweatherPacquiao #MayPac

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Ready for @FloydMayweather to stay undefeated. Mad love for @MannyPacquiao but this is a no brainer #MayweatherPacquiao

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Chris Paul. Dat shit cray. #chrispaul @CP3 #amurica #ItsAmazingOutThere

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

I want this to meme "I Hear America Eating" #Foodporrn #Rays #amurica @chrisbuitenhuis @UncleBlazer @UncleJonBoy25

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Amen @ItsFrrankOcean God is good all the time https://t.co/7wORqTVkC1

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

The struggle is real https://t.co/Y9BeiRqxxt

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

@UncleJonBoy25 these benches are hard on my back #cornerstone15

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

Christopher, you're beautiful! You're wonderful! You graduated! Johnny and I are so proud of you! #cornerstone15

[Matthew Plantenga @unclemackey]

@UncleJonBoy25 you're beautiful