molly

artist. young person. bitch! she/her

[molly @unclemollly]

i wish i was a dog so i could go outside and eat grass whenever my tummy hurts

[molly @unclemollly]

cmon lunch break baddie

[molly @unclemollly]

wearing my A New Play By Cole Escola hat to my sketch writing class

[molly @unclemollly]

just got this ad, i need everyone who uses ai to kiII themseIves immediately

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

refused to comment on this wedding until now but “just&t married!” has to be the worst thing i’ve seen yet. be so fr

[molly @unclemollly]

parents are visiting and my mom keeps taking off her shoes everywhere we sit down for longer than 10 min

[molly @unclemollly]

in early winter/spring of 2018, i was grieving the loss of my friend’s sibling. i somehow ended up with the adult swim app on my phone, watching a constant live stream of the eric andre show. daily coping through viewing the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen. & that’s beautiful to me

[oksowhat @temucargocult]

"Table for one...or nine"

[jai 🦉 @KingJairiya]

“Dat mothafuckas not joking” is one of the funniest line deliveries ever 😭

[Big Chief @bigchieftf2]

I could tell a lie next if you want me to

[mani @ImaniShante]

Just stopped this seagull from taking my plantain chips and he gon walk away and start cackling. Baby it’s you that’s the joke!

[molly @unclemollly]

me & mike wazowski in 2001 at the tinseltown in canton, ohio

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

what’s the story behind your Letterboxd profile pic?

[molly @unclemollly]

they have same guy syndrome

[molly @unclemollly]

am i a faildaughter for using uber eats as my choice food delivery app

[molly @unclemollly]

actual chills… this is where we’d go in 2016 bc they never carded. i remember seeing people doing lines on the high tops. my 18 yr old ass probably ordered upwards of 9,000 long island iced teas here. i hate the financial district.

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

The coolest bar in lower Manhattan is an Irish pub built into a brutalist tower near the south street seaport.

Now you know.

[molly @unclemollly]

anyone else unintentionally repeat shit you hear? heard a guy outside my window go “hey good morning” and i instantly & involuntarily repeated “hey good morning” aloud to myself. what does this mean

[molly @unclemollly]

imaaaaaaaaaaagine a world like that

[molly @unclemollly]

don’t even joke, lad

[anna bea @axlsugar]

modern life is rubbish