Cliff Lowe

A man without a plan and no need for a canal. That's me.

[Cliff Lowe @unclemonster]

I just realized that I don't have a pinned tweet so I tweeted this one to pin.

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So, be kind, be good, and know that I love you all. Except that one guy. He knows who he is.

[Cliff Lowe @unclemonster]

This isn't an angry self-righteous exit. I'm simply not getting any value for my time. I may check out the Twitter replacements out there, but not today.

[Cliff Lowe @unclemonster]

If you can't find me, you can email me at unclemonster which is at that Y@h00 mail service. I'm slow, but I'll eventually reply.

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Hey, y'all (anyone who still sees this anyway). I got a new phone and decided it wasn't worth loading Ex on it. I'll be resetting the old phone shortly, so this is goodbye. If you know me, you know how to find me on FB.

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@taskmaster Question: Did Sam Campbell ever pay that child her 100 pounds.

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@adownie She told me the other day that she thought you were the one who was adopted.

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@carlamatic Oh, crap! Who said that?

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@darkhunterx90 Kinky.

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@adownie We don't.

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@darkhunterx90 Well, if you'd just give me your new phone number, man!!

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@darkhunterx90 Yeah, I was so disappointed to find out that Lost was just the delusional dreams of the last survivor of the wreck of the SS Minnow.

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Working from home tomorrow due to stupidly cold temps and icy roads. 39 degrees down to 9 in less than four hours. Hows my little dog supposed to poop in this nonsense?

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Slowly unfollowing those who i don't interact with. Exceptions will be foxes and starships.

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@jeannevb Day's not over yet. Only 49,990 words to go for me.

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@adownie Good luck

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@darkhunterx90 @BoyJrMusic I see now that @cherryflavored was here before me.

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@darkhunterx90 @BoyJrMusic Clothes. I highly recommend clothes.

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@jeannevb I say I do. Evidence contradicts me.

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@adownie

[Cliff Lowe @unclemonster]

@adownie Maybe "tanker", as in carrying a large volume of liquid for firefighting porpoises.