Hugh Jass

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[The Halo 2 Brute Captain @PoopShipDestyr]

“You’re not gonna believe this. He destroyed a sacred halo ring, Guy was Master Chief”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*smacks lips.*

*breathes in*

“So Tomar-“

[Scaley🫧 @ZanyScales]

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[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Smiling at a young pregnant mother in the park and asking if I can touch the bump to which she reluctantly agrees and passing my hand over her belly whispering “Missscarriage” like the gypsy witch from stephen king’s Thinner right before her husband pummels me into the asphalt

[ja-hamon 🪓 @hoodheresies07]

Was replaying gta 5 and work by asap ferg came on the radio

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

That's just jobslop bro. You only go there because you're paid to

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

buddy walked into Krusty Krab telling niggas to rev up those fryers like he had some motion lmfaoooo

[P C M B O O L @boolishh]

In the span of 30 seconds I clicked through 5 Tekken streams and not a single person was having a good time

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Sebulba is a fool. His hubris will be his downfall.

[zach @psychicpebble]

@hansvanharken i hope long after i'm dead and forgotten this is the only thing that remains of me

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Kevin Gates thinks 100 clones of him could fight a silverback gorilla

“Clone me 100 times and I’ll f*ck that gorilla up.”

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[dasha @0xdasha]

I am reading your replies. Some of you are very retarded. One day I aspire to edit out your genes for the benefit of future generations. This is the work we do at my lab in Beijing.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My coworker has a speech disorder thats similar to tourettes but instead of interjecting curse words he slides made-up chinese proverbs in between his sentences, like "i'll get those reports on your desk by tomorrow- A wise rabbit digs two burrows, but a foolish one digs none."