uncle max

I miss Norm Macdonald

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

charlie kirk getting kirked is like lou gehrig getting lou gehrig’s disease

[uncle max @unclepilleduser]

Whole can of beans hashtag greedy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A 10-month-old kitten was born with 28 toes, tying him with a Guinness World Record that's been around for 24 years

His owners say he is a "regular kitty" despite the extra toes

[ash for you ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

mental health professionals should be allowed to go out for drinks with their chillest patients

[Catchphrase D Jones @catchphrasejosh]

I ordered food for myself and they gave me 2 plastic forks

[bara wojak @lsthief]

My mom didn't teach me this because she was too busy teaching me about all the Nutella tricks my woke teachers refused to tell me at home. It's all connected, folks.

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

took a shit so big I feel like I can see better

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

type of shit big show was doing to rey mysterio in 2003

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

now watch this drive

[Michael Scimbobulous, CFA @ScrimboSaggins]

A man cannot shit in the same pants twice… for they are not the same pants and he is not the same man

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

They should bring an NFL team here

[Onabam @ONABAMfan]

they have just created a million Culver’s barns

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

how fucked up u gotta be as a person that u forget to water ur otters

[skooks @skooookum]

Celsius on an empty stomach will change ya damn pronouns

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[uncle max @unclepilleduser]

One of the most distracting parts of this movie is how Kirkian he looks sometimes

[theo ❤️‍🔥 @theofrom5to7]

obsession spoilers (?) //
it's a sign of masterful filmmaking for curry barker to wink at the audience THIS HARD that something is about to happen to sarah (and to sustain the wink for as long as he does) and for the something to STILL shock that much.....mwah, perfect!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You