Alex

percocet & strippers

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Snug as a bug on my TAs couch tn cuz I’m #homeless

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Men taking nonchalant sunset photos for hinge #ok

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Finally moved out…now you guys never have to hear me complain about my roommate ever again

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@commiegato2

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Roommates sister took her keys and drove them to LA and she hasn’t moved anything out of the house or cleaned and we have to be moved out by midnight

[A @seattleiminyou]

I’m not trying to be funny who is giving all the homeless people speakers

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@commiegato2 NOOOOOOOO

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@commiegato2 ✍️✍️✍️

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@commiegato2 I’m gonna have to go back to hate tweeting at work

[Alex @unclewunkle]

My house is like a real life dui checkpoint cuz you have to get through 4 different locks, 2 doors, and a gate to get inside and the porch light is never on

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Deeply hungover and moving out of my house and U-Haul canceled our reservation

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Going to the club, kissing nobody, drinking too much beer, and coming home loud as fuck at 3 am. Perfect.

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@itssme777 AYEE THANK U

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Wallahi I am 21 and have a bachelors degree

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@frootphie THANK YOUUUUU

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@lemonhead__girl Girl you’ve been on this journey with me

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Watching the substance in bed with my twin sister the night before I graduate college

[Alex @unclewunkle]

@commiegato2 3 more days 🧘‍♀️

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Trying to not be an evil cunt when having to explain real adult world things to my roommate as we navigate moving out of our house and our lease ending

[Alex @unclewunkle]

Being in LA during the Norman F****ing Rockwell album rollout was genuinely biblical #neverforget