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@richardtenzer @Canes Again, remember the fun part? The fan base enjoys this especially after everyone has shit on the Canes previous failures and how many experts said the Canes weren't built for this kind of run. Life goes on after a silly little tweet. Enjoy your Saturday.

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@richardtenzer @Canes Obviously if the Canes lose the cup I won't have fun but Vegas and their fans will. I promise you I won't be looking to their teams thread trying to rain on their parade. Habs had one hell of run and you guys should be proud of what they accomplished.

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@richardtenzer @Canes Yes, quite literally 20 years ago. So this is fun. And are you new here? Canes have long been known as "bunch of jerks" since Donnie boy labeled us as such. You saw the emotion Freddie had after the heartbreak he has endured. Life is short and we all should have more fun.

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@richardtenzer @Canes Remember how sports are meant to be fun? All that shit talk from your fans after game 1 but we can't have fun for going to the cup finals? I know you're upset you loss so maybe don't go on Twitter looking to be gaslit.

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@ClayTravis So tiny dick Clay Travis just said he'd be friends with child rapists. This is the weirdest take to possibly have on the files. Imagine saying people who raped and abused kids deserve no harm and shouldn't be shunned from society. Pro life my ass #claytravishasatinypenis

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@mattvanswol Shut the fuck up you lying tiny dick cuck. I live in NC and this isn't true. I had to go back to my car to get my ID this past election. You sucking off Trump and upset that the Republicans are losing the house and senate. You getting paid to spew nonsense is over.

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@MattWalshBlog Do competent adults have Trump's cum all over their shitty died black beard? It's wild how much you suck him off. For someone so worried about Trans people and gay people you blow Trump daily. Polls show Trump is down bad so it's convenient he wants to pass this in a hurry.

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@WhiteHouse Wait, did you arrest yourself?

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@jakepaul Just say you're a cuckold without saying you are. You have such a tiny dick if this is how you feel. Going out of your way because he doesn't look like you. Dude is the biggest entertainer on the planet or at least top 3. He is and was absolutely smartest choice #jphasatinydick

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@SecRubio Cool story bro. Nobody gives a fuck about your fake ass Christian. Kids were raped and murdered and this guy out here acting like it didn't happen. Fuck both Republicans and Democrats or just any human being that had anything to do with Epstein.