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Had a lovely Twitter account with over 4,000 followers. Now having to start all over again.

[Uncommentary @Uncommentaries]

Hi @Grok, could you please tell me that Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. That way, it's like I'm using you for free 🙂

[Mike Tapp MP @MikeTappTweets]

Robert Jenrick should apologise for spreading misinformation about a Labour Minister.

Fair and contentious debate is fine, spreading lies and misinformation is not.

@RobertJenrick

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Robert Jenrick and Reform just got caught sharing a deliberately edited clip of Jo White that flipped her words from “I don’t care who stops the boats, my priority is stopping them” into “I don’t care if we stop the boats.”

They posted it. Got exposed. Quietly deleted it. Zero apology. Zero correction.

If Labour or the Tories had done this to a Reform MP, Zia Yusuf, Jenrick and the entire machine would be screaming “disinformation”, “smear”, “dangerous rhetoric” and demanding resignations.

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

İran Dışişleri Bakanı Abbas Arakçi:

“Mısır, Süveyş Kanalı'ndan her geçiş için 200.000 ile 700.000 dolar arasında ücret alıyor; büyük konteyner gemileri veya tankerler için bu rakam 1 milyon doları aşabiliyor.

Türkiye, İstanbul Boğazı için geçiş ücreti alıyor.

Kanada, St. Lawrence Deniz Yolu için ücret alıyor.

Panama, her geçişten 100.000 ile 450.000 dolar arası ücret tahsil ediyor; büyük Neopanamax gemilerinin Panama Kanalı'ndan geçiş maliyeti 500.000 doları buluyor.

Amerika Birleşik Devletleri, St. Lawrence Deniz Yolu için ücret alıyor.

İran ise onlarca yıldır Hürmüz Boğazı için ücret almayı reddetti. Geçişleri ücretsiz hale getirdi! Maruz kaldığı tüm karalamalara, yaptırımlara ve izolasyona rağmen bunu yaptı. Ve hâlâ buradaki "kötü adamın" İran olduğuna inanmamı mı bekliyorsunuz?”

[Jo White MP @JoWhiteSays]

Robert Jenrick is spreading a false account of what I said at a meeting with my constituents last year.

This recording proves what I said.

Reform have deliberately twisted my words to mislead the public. They should withdraw their false claim and immediately apologise.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Question for the Electoral Commission
- there is a byelection happening in 3 weeks
- should a candidate be platformed by a news Channel in this way
- will GB News offer the same time slot to all 33 other candidates in Clacton
- are rules just ignored because it's Farage (again)

[G.T @gingerrtom]

thoughts on this?
@elonmusk

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

If you’re a US soldier currently being deployed to the Persian Gulf, know this:

1. I am sorry that this is what your life has come down to.

2. You’re going to die.

But before you die, before it’s too late for you and your loved ones, know this:

You are not doing this for your country.
You are not doing this for freedom or democracy.

You are doing this for a five-time draft-dodging billionaire pig who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing and is only trying to save his own ass.
You are doing this for a genocidal cunt in Tel Aviv who doesn’t give a flying fuck about you or your country.

You are going to die in Iran.
Worse, you’re going to die while committing war crimes.
You are going to die invading, bombing, and murdering people that you have never met, and who have never -and would never- have hurt you.

There’s no honor in this.
The world will not remember you as a hero.
Not even the American people believe this is a just war.

You are going to die for the political survival of a bunch of pedophiles, war criminals, and billionaires who would never send their own children to serve and die alongside you.

Refuse to do it. Resist.

They will punish you.
But humanity will be on your side.
The world won’t forget your bravery.

Go home to your loved ones.
It’s the honorable thing to do.
And it’s the brave thing to do.

This isn’t your time and place to die.

Resist. Go home.

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

https://t.co/vh6TIaVs3W

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spanish goalkeeper in the world cup finals 😂😂

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Madam, when an adult woman uses expressions like "the ginger growler" to describe another woman, she only confirms her own lack of intelligence.

Nobody else needs to say it.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Andrew Tate will likely go down as the dumbest criminal in history.

He created 100s of hours of videos explaining exactly how he committed his crimes, and even created online courses teaching others the process.

He predicted on multiple occasions he would be arrested for his crimes to his millions of followers.

He made videos daring the authorities to arrest him for his crimes.

He got arrested for his crimes.

[Senior Lieutenant Zandi Sussex @ZandiSussex]

Saw this brilliant post on LinkedIn and thought it was worth sharing here. 🤔

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

In case something does happen to me, there’s only one thing the world needs to know.

The United States has teleportation technology.

It seems impossible but it’s true.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @SianReform, as #Manchester mayoral candidate, could you answer a couple of questions about the Reform UK councillors you’re in this picture with?

1. Lilian Rogers: she did a photo op with a man holding a sign saying he would “rather vote for Jimmy Savile”. Do you think a mealy mouthed apology by her is enough?

2. Lee Moffitt: you are opposed to all HMOs. Lee Moffitt owns a lettings agency that rents out multiple HMOs. When will you voice your opposition to him?

Just asking, to see if you have principles.

[Bobson Dugnutt @BurnsUnit699]

@LizKershawDJ What a CUNTISH thing to say. She has undergone a double mastectomy after losing her sister to breast cancer. A woman's worth is not measured by the fit of her dress, the shape of her body, or whether strangers on social media approve of her appearance. Do better.

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

You may find this useful to respond to simpletons for the inevitable Tsunami of the Stupid that has just struck.
Angela Rayner was not guilty of tax evasion. She underpaid stamp duty due to incorrect advice, corrected it, and HMRC formally exonerated her. She resigned from government because the ministerial code requires higher standards of conduct, not because HMRC found wrongdoing. The ethics adviser said she should have sought specialist advice, a standards issue, not a criminal or tax‑evasion finding.

[erkan ☪️🇹🇷🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇸🇿🇦🇵🇸🍉 @ErkanYalnErkan2]

🔴🥱🤮People are cheering four soldiers who allegedly took turns sexually assaulting a Palestinian prisoner.

I’ve never witnessed such moral collapse in my life.

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

That awkward moment when you realised that Russian bots can’t attend marches so you have to create an AI image to pretend you have support 🤪🤪🤪

It’s was only 8 degrees yesterday in Shrewsbury’s micro climate as well.

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

Thr most accurate video you'll see on the internet! #israel

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.