smugson

here to entertain

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

@ify_MUFC Please he is no Anderson or Fernandes

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

Nothing you wan tell me, the goal of African teams in this World Cup is to lose “not too badly” to European sides.

The lack of belief is insane!

[Natives @petrex_]

There’s a Major Olodo uprising in Nigeria….

There’s too many stupid people

And they are everywhere and in every space

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

Once, I told an ex I’m running low on my reserve and might be broke in 3 months. She toke her things and disappeared in less than 2 months. Was disappointed but her move drove my monthly expenses from like e.g: £4k to under £1k. Then I realised, I wasn’t really broke, hehe.

[Natives @petrex_]

My Twitter Interaction Circle

➡️ https://t.co/aeMOvDde0u

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

@queenie_baybe You people always take risks

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

@QualityQuadry Are you ok??

On a rebound??

[Natives @petrex_]

It’s always a friend

It’s never them..

Una go just Dey collect lie

Hook, line and sinker

[Natives @petrex_]

Dear ARSENAL FANS

DO NOT BE LIKE BARCELONA FANS
(They pushed Yamal instead of raphinha)

DEAD THE DECLAN RICE TALKS

AND PUSH GABRIEL!!!

Rice isn’t better than Casemiro this seasons sef!!!

Forget English media and English nonsense

Gabriel is the best Arsenal player

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Yamal on English football after facing Newcastle:

“You receive the ball and it feels like you’ve stolen something. Three players come immediately. I don’t know how technical players like Bruno survive there.”

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

@petrex_ Remember when people said they want to marry for stress free life

[Natives @petrex_]

I have a theory about why lack of sex is. Becoming rampant in marriages. And also a reason why cheating is on the rise

People are not marrying people they actually love or like.. lots of Nigerians are marrying for many other reasons and do not genuinely love their partner

For someone like me that doesn’t do well with physical touch.
If I like you. I’ll always want to make some sort of physical contact with you, even if it’s just holding hands.

You can’t tell me you find your partner mad desirable and then not find them attractive to fuck their soul out of them

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

If you’re going to use AI, remove the dashes!!!

[Simi @SympLySimi]

I haven't been on twitter today - but someone brought a few of my old tweets to my attention and I can't not address it.

14 years ago, I was 23, so I was definitely not a child. I'm not here to make excuses because I don't have anything to make excuses for. What I can't let anyone do is twist my story to fit false narratives.

In 2012, I lived and helped out at my mom's daycare while I was hustling my music. I tweeted everything that happened in my life, as we all did at the time. Kids can be mischievous. If a child did something I found funny, I tweeted about it. Kids are cute and lovable. I want to hug, kiss and cuddle them. I tweet about it. Nothing I tweeted was from perversion.

I was not famous, so maybe if I was, I would have understood that anything is open to whatever interpretation including being used falsely by a faceless mob. I've never been depraved in my life. You can retweet all the tweets in the world about me loudly crushing on people I admire/d. Or being a cheeky young woman. I wasn't trying to hide it, because I don't have anything to hide.

My team has been deleting some of my tweets because of how sensitive it is for my family. To be honest, I did not want to. I have always spoken against rape and sexual assault even before you knew I existed. It's not a costume I'm wearing, it's who I am. I've never claimed to be perfect. I've never claimed to know everything. I said stop raping women. I stand by it.

[Natives @petrex_]

This is a level of ruthless I hope to attain, I care wayy to much

[Natives @petrex_]

relational closure without reconciliation.

[Natives @petrex_]

Where's the good in goodbye?
Where's the nice in nice try?
Where's the us in trust gone?
Where's the soul in soldier on?

there's no fair in farewell
The silent hell in I wish you well
I can't take the ache from heartbreak

[Natives @petrex_]

This chapter of my life was one of the best…
I honestly wish it had a different ending
I legit tried to change the ending,
I had dreams,
I had flaws,
But the chapter ended when I wished it would never end

[Natives @petrex_]

I apologized to people for doing the same thing they did to me,

[smugson @uncommon_man_]

@petrex_ Imagine it was hot oil..,