Claudio

Digital advertising, technology rants and cats.

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@gratefulderrick @polydao https://t.co/rTNCYPbfQq

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@polydao Repo is called everything-claude-code https://t.co/rTNCYPbfQq

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@expertwith_AI Claude

[Jami @expertwith_AI]

My girlfriend asked why I was smiling at my phone at 3AM.

I lost my job last week.

Rent due in 4 days.

No backup plan.

Then I found a 33-year-old nerd who turned $1,000 into $946,207 trading Bitcoin with a trick he stole from hurricane forecasts.

No finance degree. No trading desk. Just a method every meteorologist uses and every trader ignores.

The method: meteorologists never forecast tomorrow with a single model. They run 31 and count the votes. He applied that exact framework to Bitcoin.

Built a Claude agent that reads every 5-minute BTC candle and feeds it into MiroFish simulator running 31 parallel prediction paths.

Trade only fires when 28 out of 31 models agree.

Below 26 votes? Trade dies instantly.

The agent moves faster than any human trading desk:

→ Collects market data 24/7 without breaks
→ Runs continuous simulations inside MiroFish engine
→ Operates fully autonomous with zero manual input
→ Every trade executes only when consensus hits threshold
→ Every dollar captured is pure market inefficiency exploit

That is the entire edge.

Not prediction. Consensus.

Position sizing follows Kelly criterion. Signal fires or it does not. Most signals fail the vote count, so the system stays flat most days.

He spent years learning that certainty is a scam and consensus is the only edge that matters.

You only need Claude + device + 1 hour per day.

Giving this free for 24 hours.

To get it:

1. Comment the word Claude
2. Like and retweet this
3. Follow me @expertwith_AI so I can DM you

Save this post. Build the consensus system this week. Start with $200. Scale on evidence.

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@Topps, I wish @OfficialPanini got the contract...

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

BREAKING NEWS: @GretaThunberg grows to new heights after taking bad medical advice from Wonderland’s Caterpillar

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Well check out this quality repair from @Apple @AppleSupport that my pal got at the #Apple store

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

You #woke?

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

#SaveHarry! @ArchewellFund

[Boomtown Festival @BoomtownFair]

A beautiful bird's eye view of the city....!

Photo by Soul Media

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Saw this from up high in Whistlers. The Gabba lot had their own thing going on :P #boomtown2019 #BoomtownCH11

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Sweet view from Whistlers Green. Who did you see you on Friday night? #boomtownfair2019 #boomtown #boomtownfair #boomtownfestival https://t.co/Yssbn0Mp10

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@BoomtownFair @CroadEben If boomtown released an MP3 pack (like the old tape packs from raves). I'd preorder at the venue. Benny L smashed the ground to pieces

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

@BoomtownFair @jamiew1998 Every time you arrive at a stage, you feel like you've worked for it. It's literally a pilgrimage

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Throwing out my old notebooks 1: Explaining the Facebook Business Manager permissions model vs Ads Manager to Dave, badly. https://t.co/sjRH4XQFlz

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Throwing out my only notebooks 1: Explaining the permissions system of Facebook Business Manager vs Ads Manager to Dave. Keep up. https://t.co/4gpPemU1At

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

The fuck? We’ve never taken a dollar of funding, here or at Matasano, and we pay interns. Everyone we talk to pays interns. What dipshit founders is he talking about?

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

That's an old straw house. In the brick house we use anchors and a tag manager.

[Claudio @uncookedClaudio]

Not really a fan of the bullets, but can't deny the cleverocity of it all...

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Though it may not be intuitive, bullets easily ricochet off water. This is the physics behind the process and the analytical model to estimate the critical ricochet angle https://t.co/ZruMYVVJzm [source of the gif: https://t.co/wHrHwcBGk7]