Chris of Oklahoma

i live.

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

So when does my Guy Fawkes mask come in the mail?

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

It's not if a robot Could do my job, it's Would a robot Want to do my job.

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

Seriously this isn't right.

https://t.co/vyBz8FP6rj
@dutc

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

Sonic this chicken strip is so tiny! #sonic

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Happy anniversary!

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@sonicdrivein this is one of my three chicken strips I got for lunch today. Ever since you got bought out it's been going downhill. #Sonic #teenytiny #technically a chicken strip

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@DCComics is Swamp Thing Green Hell canceled? If not whens issue #2 coming out. Thanks. #swampthing

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

Help Get Justice For FL Shark Killed & Hung At High School For Senior Prank! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/2axyg16jsQ via @Change

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@getMAGFAST I watched the demo three years ago. Still waiting on my free wall charger. ...

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@BillCorbett Bird

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@brielarson Pray for Mercy.

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

You run into me hiking in this outfit. Wyd? 🤔

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

Yes!
#StarTrekUnitedGives

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

Proud to be the 13,631st 🤖 on @BackerKit for Let's Make More MST3K & Build THE GIZMOPLEX!. Thanks @MST3K https://t.co/zeMTsbKMa4

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@GovStitt

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@southpark so glad to hear about Casa Bonita! Loved the one in Tulsa and I got to go to the one in Denver once. Highlight of my trip. Possibly life. Please update the gift shop with larger shirt sizes. I'm a 2x and it was sad not to be able to get a shirt. #casabonita

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

whaaaaaaaa

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@GovStitt Rome burns. Save your citizens or grab your fiddle.
#partylinesendlives
https://t.co/5hf1ek8k3P

[Chris of Oklahoma @uncoolcj]

@jimmyfallon Million Dollar Idea. Hypercolor. Yoga Pants! Dont Just Feel the Heat, Show it! #milliondollaridea #hypercolor #heat