chandu ki chachi

catch me spiralling into the endless void

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

this "fuck it we ball" mentality breakin me down and building me up everyday

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

this new guy at my office literally watches me paranoia level sanitise my phone,my bottle & like my whole setup every single morning and after witnessing all that still hands me a cup of tea HOLDING THE RIM???? men r genuinely a biohazard fr i just cant

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

somewhere a fan is angrily editing their ‘Taylor will never settle down, she’s a free spirit like me’ post from 2014

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

imagine explaining a fake wedding party to an Indian parent 😭😭😭😭😭

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

the audacity men have could solve the energy crisis

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

@chunnuism “breakfast of champions”

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

being a woman is elite

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

@mojitowm League?? pls, men are side quests u r the main storyline

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

@Swiggy

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

samajhdar ko ishara coffee

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

life lately feels like i issued a library book and then completely forgot about it

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

suffering brings knowledge

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

@bookmyshow crash ho gayi kya

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

my gospel - girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

gym jaake ayse lift karti hu jaise mera ex mujhe ghuur raha ho

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

*slowly coming to terms with the truth about myself*

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

daily affirmation: ✨i am the victim✨

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

@DankRishu @letsblinkit ye toh tatti hai

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

hinge pe bhi patterns dhundh rai hu

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

bhaisahab hum toh ye sab valentines failentines mei nahi maante

[chandu ki chachi @uncoolpuntell]

hinge pe referrals maang rahi hu
linkedin pe pati dhundh rai hu