even if I was, i'd say no

1-800 Get The Chili

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

Jaylen Brown vs Jayson Tatum next season

[juju @judysopretty]

I do not hang out with people who overly record everything.

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I don’t like a lot of the shit yall be doing or saying but that ain’t my mfkn business, so i don’t say shit. That’s the difference.

[🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 @snacks_fruity2]

Bro went home hopped on his twitter and was like faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwk.

[druwop. @inmanparklegend]

top five funniest thing he’s ever done

[Keri Hilson @KeriHilson]

If music can heal, music can harm too…

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Don't disappoint your parents to impress us. You mean nothing to us

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

The East offseason is crazy

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My mom was really feeding us home cooked meals every single day. Younger me didn’t realize just how much work that was or how lucky we were.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

No, THANK YOU! Truly a honor to wear the 💜💛 while trying to continuing the greatness & legacies that came before me! Hope I made a few proud during my stint. 🙏🏾🫡👑

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Can’t believe Nike got Ja shipped right to Portland them shoes goin so crazy them folks said you ain’t fuckin this shit up for us NO MORE nigga bring ya ass to headquarters

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[attorney @aubreysattorney]

So nobody is gonna report YG’s first week album sales? Lmfao

[Wale @Wale]

Heavy on the gratitude. Everything is Alot . 🎱.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Cotton Boulevardez @Shawn_Cotton]

That Chris Johnson situation got me starring at the sky thinking about life… u can do everything right & some bs will still happen

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Vince McMahon needs to be put down