Scott Corkery

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@TheHerd watching today’s show; redownloaded X to let you & @getnickwright know; M. Keaton has a Best Actor Oscar.

Change on the way 😎🤞

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@rlukegoddard You’re either elite or you’re not -KS

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@RedEcritique Otherside of the coin

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@MikeAndMike I loved the bulls and like steph more than lebron. But honestly you count regular season wins in history and you count rings.

[tboneafterdark @tboneafterdark]

@uncorkedview @RedEcritique @DavidTDorer also a verb for the first fart of the day. "He bloviated so hard the dog threw up." Verb

[David Dorer @DavidTDorer]

@uncorkedview @RedEcritique @tboneafterdark that's the shortest 2 hours in the history of the #BibbCountyCourthouse.

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@DavidTDorer @RedEcritique @tboneafterdark my wash load isn't even finished

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@DavidTDorer @RedEcritique @tboneafterdark well I'm out. Totes worth it to see the ginger take the stand

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@DavidTDorer @RedEcritique @tboneafterdark he cried on stand and then walked out in protest

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

We are now lawyering without a defendant #RedETestimony2015 @RedEcritique @DavidTDorer @tboneafterdark

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

In a interesting legal strategy the defendant cried on stand and then packed up and left without another word #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

Finally defendant takes the stand #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

Defendant says he feels like he's fighting Manny Pacqioa with his hands tied behind his back #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

Oh dear god he just admitted a letter as exhibit A B C D E F or whatever it is #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

Judge is sustaining every objection #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

Court reporter is legitimately laughing at this debacle #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@RedEcritique has made it off the stand!!! #RedETestimony2015 #hostilewitness

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@RedEcritique is the hostile witness

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@RedEcritique is being excused by judge but the defendant wants him to stay #RedETestimony2015

[Scott Corkery @uncorkedview]

@RedEcritique has the best seat in the condemned house #RedETestimony2015 @tboneafterdark