Cornelius Uncredible

Cornelius spins uncredible funny true stories every week on the Uncredible Adventures Podcast. Fasinating, Intelligent & Sentimental. Made with love for you

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Quick Plug for the Uncredible Adventures Podcast.

Each week Cornelius tells an intriguing & humorous true story for you to enjoy

Today is a good day to give it a try

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@elonmusk I'm not following you. Why am I constantly getting notifications with your irrelevant tweets?

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@TheLittleHous19 @miffythegamer This is the same person that takes their shower BEFORE their workout....safe to say the entire list is complete fantasy

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@ScottAdamsSays #Number 6 isn't a reason to have them. Its a description of the item.

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I suspect the headline may be apportioning a bit too much agency to the bird in this incident....

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The stick man on this toilet door looked so much like he was wearing a skirt, I thought 'I'll take a photo of that on the way out and post to Twitter'

Got into the toilet and there was a lady doing her makeup in the mirror

It was the ladies toilet.

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@leighvenus @Rubberbandits @Scroobiuspipyo There you are!!

Humbled by your comment thank you. 'Same Cinematic Universe' I love!! I'm playing for the pub team but watching my heros in the primer league.

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@leighvenus @Rubberbandits @Scroobiuspipyo @Rubberbandits is the bestPodcast in the world in my humble opinion and it was the story of his inspiration from @Scroobiuspipyo from an early episode that made me start my podcast.

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The first episode of series 2 of Uncredible Adventures will be landing on your devices on Saturday 27th August @ 10am BST.

If you are not 'subscribed' whereever you get your podcasts please do.

You will get the 'ping' when the new episode drops.

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5 weeks since the last episode and U credible Adventures Podcast is holding firm in the GB and Irish charts.

Hello to all the new listeners who have found me during my holiday!

Im returning to real life tomorrow😓

But I will be recording a new episode this week!

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@Tesco you don't look at your emails any more?

You send emails from 'no-reply' addresses' and do not accept any incoming email on any address?

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Fantastic fun at the cricket last night with my dad last night

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After the mortification of seeing his old Dad out meme him he is absolutely delighted that I made such a mess of it by not being a digital native. Just revenge for attempting to engage a culture I don't belong to.

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I tricked my smart arse son with this delightfully clever meme. His response was savage... (1/3)

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It would have been the perfect #rickroll after the first 'don't trust anyone' message and I was proud of my misleading intreguing fake description....

But WhatsApp put a preview of the video and ruined it.

My Son this thrilled that this old duffer got the technology wrong (3/4)

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Another angle - another funny caption

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me after I get 10 beers in me at the water park

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Dad’s taking the divorce well…

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@RebuildingJim What a beautiful day for it and a triumph that you got to experience it :-)

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WARNING!! Denzels nut butter bites are dog food not human food.

I know this because I ate some and they taste terrible.

Thank you to whomever mixed them in with the jerky at the petrol station.

I am sure I am not the only person to fall for this