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im a scorpio @weinerdogmike

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Pop Tarts Nigga

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yall im so irritated i unblocked him for ts THEN HE blocked ME

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small dick ex asked me out

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also that job was a scam but don't tell anybody cuz it helps me keep my apartment

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it literally hurts me when a boy nuts in the condom and not on/in me

[justin @drpepperjpg]

i have a heart of gold but i’m also a pervert too is that okay

[Раjке @Paikeborea]

If I had to choose between my friends and family I would masturbate

[🆒 @unctie1738]

yes and they wack off to me

[Yazzy @Wildd_Yaz]

Do guys masturbate at work when they get a boner??

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i have no idea how to do wlw just let me eyp

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im so horny for cum

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starting off on a good note you mean

[Wene @wene084]

Once you masturbate in the morning your entire day is already ruined

[neko @neekokix]

Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever

[dayo 🍆🤫 @dyyoxxx]

I just love the image of cock peeking through boxers or pants like its sprouting and have a mind of its own 🤤

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dude im so mad my psych ward husband has a girlfriend now 6 years later

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still gonna treat this like my priv

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@rawr4lex we can go for a ride in my honda CRV with the rooftop down blasting your favorite song

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if me and my situationship makeup we could probably go to the BEACH YIPPEE

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small dick ex asked me out

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not a tweet going viral on my horndog account anyways look at my odometer

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@Itsover4u556 pues i am a robot

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just started a data scientist job that pays $49 an hour Can I get a Hallelujah

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@sinc0e WHAT

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@rawr4lex u get me brother

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ill do anything this man says if it means i get him n his dick forever