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everything I say should be taken so seriously

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

foto del pinche centenario‼️

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I know it sounds fake but this is what happens when you plant all male trees

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

No bc I would put myself into a situation where I need someone to talk to about bc it is mentally fucking me up but I can’t bc I cant tell anyone without ruining a surprise of a lifetime 😭😭😭😭😭

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

@chef_boyarbeatz I can’t believe I almost drove that kid to fucking Summerset Musiv Festival

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Marti Arti @Marti_Chann]

Me after what the pope wrote against AI

[.:.brenno.ban.:. @brennofsr]

meu gato morrendo de fomo pq tranquei a porta do banheiro

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

My MIL bought $180 steaks just to let my husband do the grilling and I was so nervy that WW3 would erupt if he fucked those meats up

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

@itsJareBear_ Frrrrrrr hands down one of the best to be done 😭

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

My husband and I fucked day three in a rainstorm at solasta on a dirty moon mat plssssss

[yapdos @yapdoss]

u guys r fucking at music festivals?

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Not a single person who has disrespected me has a life I admire. I think that says it all.

[sal. @gardenofjemily]

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[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

@slugwifey I meant knockers but big knickers is also true

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

@slugwifey Listen I love my big knickers but FUUUUUCK a c cup is my DREAAAAAAMMM

[Libr8 @libr8_music]

Portal stage 🤝🏼 Silent Disco

[miia @miiagarro]

ego so high i love that you hate me

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Please don’t let me like no song, I will play that bitch 47 times a day

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

nah, maybe world peace is possible..

[patch🕵 @uncuntrlable]

Nothing will make my day turn around and turn up besides an older black woman calling me precious or baby girl

[🦦 @berserksrage]

Latinas and white toes