ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶

Damsel in distress on a steep decline. punch nazis and kick terfs. A little delusional a lot of delulu. Metal, my cats and kissing @titostacos98 She/Her 💖💜💙

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

Okay but why do cats sleep like this?? I picked mine up by his armpit skin once because I was so sure he was dead, and he still didn’t wake up right away! It’s been 7 years and he’s still here and fine like??

[R E M @REM__BEN]

Kedisinin yaşadığını anladığı anki sarılışı... Bazı bağlar kelimelerle anlatılamıyor.

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

@kalyel_ Honestly because I was with a man (and we’re still together) I don’t think they care. But part of me would love to see their reaction if I did bring home a woman at some point lol

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

@kalyel_ I was like 22, in the hospital, and dropped it mid conversation talking about a manager I was filing a complaint against. I basically said “man if only I’d been openly bi at work I’d have more on her for sure!” Biggest reaction was my grandma going “Well I didn’t know that!”

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

Far too many queer kids don’t have anyone they can go to and ask about who they are and what that makes them and I’m so happy I was able to tell him that it’s okay to not know yet. It’s okay to just like who you like, and date whoever that person may be.

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

So, my nephew came out as possibly queer to me today. Because he doesn’t know for sure yet. He told me that he felt like I was the only person he could tell this to because of how our family is. Even towards me, but this is why I am so openly myself and bi.

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

@ipnotjcaa I live in the LA area, we hit the 100+ (37-43c) every summer. My house was built in the fifties and I don’t have central air. So I found two window AC units on marketplace and run fans, I use a giant blanket to block off the back side of the house that’s hottest. Yall dont get it

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

They really just wanna double down on the hate, huh?

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

i will admit it’s wild how many bands are supposedly “sooo heavy” or whatever and have nothing to say as their tax dollars fund concentration camps and genocide. i guess cowardice comes in all shapes and sizes and sounds

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

@scarylawyerguy @TheJimRiley I was only in 5th grade when Obama was elected, by 16 I knew some kind of conversation like that had to have happened. I didn’t need to know the names, I couldn’t have fathomed the long term outcomes, and everyone said that wouldn’t happen that there was no way, now we’re here

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

So the aftershock lineup is how I find out AC is making music again… but didn’t he leave the scene originally because screaming was literally going to kill him? Disappointed (but sadly not surprised) as hell in aftershock platforming that asshole again. I hope his drs were right

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

No one ever wants to listen to me when I talk about the government using our dead friends and family as motivation for their wars. We will never save soldiers by using robots because without being able to hold the value of a loss of life over everyone’s head, no one would fight

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

Not a customer walking in and immediately telling my manager “I wanted to bring you a gift because my mom said you just looked so depressed and sad”

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY MY CARD CANT JUST GET DECLINED I SWEAR. I HAD FORTY TWO CENTS LEFT. I DONT EVEN HAVE OVERDRAFT FEES ON THIS ACCOUNT TF

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

I know how my family is, and the fact that my little cousin just proposed to his girlfriend and the ONLY post is one kinda half assed photo posted by his grandma… there’s some drama happening that I am NOT in the loop on and I want in on!

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

All you need to know about my relationship is that I sat down today and said I was going for the Seahawks and my boyfriend IMMEDIATELY said he was going for the patriots. We can all see the score.

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

@RockFeedNet My guy, are you really claiming that Ronnie put them on the map? Really?

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

“Hello? That means you can come in hello?” And they’ve walked away… now I have to get up and investigate…

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

I’m fighting to get over a cold but we’ve got the kids over so I barricaded myself in the room, like an hour ago one of the kids just walks in so I gotta remind them they need to knock. I am so sick that saying this physically hurts me.
Now one of the knocks and I’m like “yeah”

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

“I enter this bond with the life of my breath, and vow to leave only with my last”
AND THATS STILL CRAPPY BUT AT LEAST GETS A LITTLE MORE POETIC

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

I got hooked on reel shorts okay! I’ll admit it! You can’t take the wattpad kid out of me and I am ashamed of it, but MY GOD why are they all the exact same trope? I mean this one is based off a best selling book but the intro literally plays like the goddamn OD slavery one.

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 @UndeadIdiot]

Look, I already wasted twenty bucks cuz of one actually pretty good story on here. Now ima just live roast these because WTF DO YOU MEAN YOUR BEST SELLING AUTHOR COULDNT COME UP WITH A BETTER MAFIA PHRASE THAN “I will enter Alive and I will leave dead” BE FR