UndeadMage73

DM, Actor, Musician, Pit Master, and Gamer are just a few things that I am.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Katie: Why aren't you and I married?
Me: Because we live on opposite ends of the country and neither one of us wants to move.
Katie: Oh yeah

How do I keep meeting these people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

@boomstudios Hopefully my boy shows up!!

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Spending my mothers day fixing my water heater. Who cast a spell on me again 😭

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

@JDfromNY206 Cheers JD 🍻 Happy birthday

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

I forgot I was here for a second.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Just wanna be at home playing hollow knight instead of working.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Damn my body just shut down. Not only did I sleep for over 9 hours, I slept at 93% efficiency.

[HBO Max @hbomax]

Making peace with yourself is harder than it looks.

Season ✌️ of #Peacemaker premieres August 21 on HBO Max.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Had a fun exchange tonight, I was asked if I was married. When I said "no" the individual refused to believe it. That i was too sweet and funny not to be married. Not gonna lie, after being kicked down for almost a year, that made me feel extremely good.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

@DisneyDLV

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Am I 21 again? Went out drinking on Thursday for the Stars game. Went out drinking for my Compadres birthday. Drank this morning at breakfast. Now im going out drinking again at a BBQ. 😆🥱🥩🥃

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

The older I get the more I feel like i look like my dad. I've known I've looked like him all my life, but im starting to feel the faces he used to make in my face.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

this meeting I'm about to have

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

I pray to the moon, the sun, the stars; to the air, fire, and water; to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit; to the angels, the saints, the heavens, the earth, and even the underworld to every god and goddess in every pantheon that I can keep my damn temper in check during

[EA Star Wars @EAStarWars]

Engage in turn-based tactical combat - STAR WARS Zero Company.

Join us at #StarWars celebration on April 19 for a panel with @BitReactor, @Respawn, and @LucasfilmGames where we’ll share a world-exclusive first look at our new game. #SWZeroCo

Learn more: https://t.co/B4Ky371FaA

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

@MeggieEliseVA Got it 👍

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

I thought I was past the point of getting cravings. 😔 I want a meatball sub really freaking badly 🥪🍝

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

I'm still awake. Guess that means today is gonna suck at work.

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

@mommapris XD

[UndeadMage73 @UndeadMage73]

Is it too much to ask for a young lady who won't judge me for collecting figures, playing video games, and wanting to choreograph a lightsaber fight on the weekends. Is it really that hard?