Kai 上田海里.

HIATUS. | Proud father of a grumpy hedgehog. Have I lived well for a loner?

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

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[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Should have left you where you were.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@INSANITYEAN My sexy brain came up with that idea. So please... Just two more dad jokes... I'm on my knees begging...

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@scarwishing just sayin'.

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

aries, pisces will always be there for you.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@champagnetown NAH WTF 😭

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

I already told you I'm disowning myself, we are Bros now don't call me yo son ever again

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

SHUT UP I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Will probably write a long ass speech as soon as possible, just like old times... In the mean time, enjoy your short vacation, you fr deserve it brou.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

あなたはサタンの子孫です. If you're wondering what that means - it's Happy Birthday, Bapak Negara. 👍

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Well. You know what they say - Be cringe, be free.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Perhaps Portia was right when she said I'm a cringe ass motherfucker. I'll kms.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@njxxnrm You're definitely right about that... Rawr woof woof. Dies.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Is that how you see me? That's flattering. To be frank you look more like a lion than I am. I'm just a sloth cruising through life~ Cackles. Thank you though, that definitely feeds my ego.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@vixxastra Since I just earned my paycheck this week, that will do~ You can ask more if you want~ [There's a hint of a smug smile plastered on his face.] Do you like mintcho by any chance?

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@INSANITYEAN HOLD ON! I need at least... Two more dad jokes? I will seriously give it to you then, I swear in the name of illuminati and freemansory.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

As if to diminish any negative thoughts, he slightly pulled his head back and stared at his palm for a solid minute.

Of course. There was no harm in trying, still.

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

͏ 03/08/2017.
͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏a lifelong companion ; 航海日記。

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

Besides, everyone had one of those days, you know. Kairi let out an exasperated groan, *literally* facepalming himself at the memory. He was, once again, frustrated of the situation he found himself in.

"Did she really had to make a big deal out of it? Goddamn..."

[Kai 上田海里. @undecodes]

@ShoutOCs "I'm only letting you in here because you don't seem to look well... Are you drunk?"

(Closeness: 2)