Dylan

make your own luck

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

"It's just two goats eating grass"

This is the epitome of what people are yearning for in our society.

We're too busy, overworked, unhappy.

People dream about being the goats. They lust for it.

How I wish I could take the spot of a goat eating grass, with no worries...

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

you can hate on pumpfun all you want but you are absolutely braindead if you think a company making 50 mil a month would coordinate a rug with their largest onboardee for a few hundred k.

hacks happen, no one to blame but yourself.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

if there was any proof at all that pumpfun orchestrated something like this they would be DESTROYED. The amount of people who think otherwise is mindboggling to me.

i don't understand how you can truly believe pump is behind this.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

we are extremely due for an animal (or 2) runner

🐐

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

aura gamble, but I think this is very free. 300,000 people walk by these goats every single day - they just got moved in, and are here until December.

https://t.co/gzT0veBb0Z

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

5/50 winners have been chosen so far.

I have $4,500 more to give away!

You must actively use your account to qualify.

Go to profile -> Rewards -> Enter code: UNDERCOVERWHALE

Once done, drop a screenshot and your pumpfun profile link below!

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Another day, another major cybersecurity vulnerability.

The thesis gets more and more clear for @zauthinc.

AI Cybersecurity will take over. It already has within attackers and defense will catch up.

Incredible opportunity here.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

This goes against everything cybersecurity stands for.

stupid stupid stupid.

hey claude put together some slop for me to post

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Am I missing anything in my pokefolio?

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

kimchi raped my pokefolio

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Giving away $5,000 to 50 people who use my code on the pump app.

You can win even if you already have an account. Go to profile, rewards, enter code: undercoverwhale.

All winners must actively use their account.

Comment your profile link below to enter. First winners tomorrow.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Sorry @vydamo_

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

the best feeling in the world is building a thesis, betting on it, and watching it play out.

this could be anything from building a business to making a good trade. in my case, it's crypto.

i've done so many drugs and have had a little sex, and nothing compares at all.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

the giants deserve to lose it all for benching skattebo

harbaugh needs to never coach another football game this is the most ridiculous football i've ever watched

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Crazy deal zauth is offering today.

If you are building a product that has anything more than a static landing page, you should let zauth's agents try to break in.

If they don't find any vulnerabilities, you get your money back.

Protect yourself before your app is attacked.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

What dip?

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

happy kirkday eve to all who celebrate

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

if you are buying a floyd mayweather coin in 2026 you deserve to lose all your money

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

solana:DNhQZ1CE9qZ2FNrVhsCXwQJ2vZG8ufZkcYakTS5Jpump has lived 10 months in a space where most things don't survive 10 days.

My thesis is simple. AI has revolutionized the world of cybersecurity, and you can bet on this revolution with @zauthinc.

zauth has found vulnerabilities affecting millions of people in the web2 world, alongside hundreds of thousands of dollars in smart contracts exposed to drains.

zauth has hundreds of customers, enterprise contracts, and is building a real company; a startup spawned from a fair launch.

There is nothing like zauth. From the product to the team to the token.

I am not wrong. Just early.

[Dylan @undercoverwhale]

Not only the best piece of content I've seen from threadguy, but a CT masterpiece.

Cannot emphasize how much I recommend taking a step back and reevaluating when up large sums.

Being a bull will make you rich, but every single day you grow more and more blind to the wealth.

Learn from your mistakes. We retire this bullrun.