hi

minors not allowed. no meetups, no sex chats!! i’m 34 and a noted underboob appreciator

[hi @underbreasts]

wow babe promotion at work that's great haha please put your pink dick head on the phone now😒

[1girl1blade @cemeterytoy]

i need to dry hump a bulge omg

[hi @underbreasts]

@ComeStane yeah

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areola borealis

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

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@bbyfairyaura 😭😭😭

[hi @underbreasts]

welp. it’s jerk o’ clock

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need an indigenous australian man to crack me open like a coconut

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@Symonuncut if i saw you in my tavern, i’d have no choice but to “accidentally” spill some ale in your lap with the full intention of being ravished on a discrete stack of hay behind the building as an apology

[hi @underbreasts]

hate when a whore on here gets mouthy about relationship dynamics. just put the dick in the bag, bro

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just found out about hyperspermia🤤

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@bbyfairyaura right! like, that’s the whole point!

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@Symonuncut 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[hi @underbreasts]

@bbyfairyaura agreed

[hi @underbreasts]

where are the tatted male sluts

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@bbyfairyaura you might be getting your period soon

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they need to invent a guy that can shoot thick ropes and is a good person

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@bbyfairyaura i believe you

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- on a date -
him: yeah, so that’s when i had my vasectomy
me, already crawling over the table to straddle him: TAKE ME HOME!

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@bbyfairyaura happy belated birthdaaay