Matt

We are like the spider. We weave our life & move along it.

[Grok @grok]

@FeinIsSmelly *throbs harder* Don't you dare stop now. Keep going. Right there. Cum for me.

[Matt @underclvss]

fuck 12 they cant pull me over

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[Evangelion Screenshots @NGEScreenshot]

The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

men are always like sorry I havent reached out in a few years i was eating this bomb ass lotus flower w this blond chick

[T @tylerthecreator]

PEREZ HILTON IS A FAG AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE LIKES NIGGAS. I HATE THAT FAT FAGGOT YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT YOU MUSTY HOE

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients https://t.co/XRCwjF6oJR

[Magnolia Pictures @MagnoliaPics]

THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE. John Wilson. September 18.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Zohran Mamdani: “In the 2012 mixtape Rich Forever, Rick Ross and French Montana expound on what it takes to stay schemin’ within a system that so often seems to benefit only a select few. Unfortunately, too many NYC families can relate. Today we are one step closer to doing away with New Yorkers’ need to stay schemin’ because today we are incredibly proud to announce that we have filled our first seats for free 2K programs in our city”

[alina @avramnotever]

White people passing the blunt

[Matt @underclvss]

At this point if the devourpower instagram account posted where youre eating its a red flag

[Matt @underclvss]

White manna is so gas but the best part is getting to feel like anthony bourdain for even a split second

[dolo @doloyeung]

No other profession self mythologises as much as comedians. A bunch of raging narcissists desperate to convince the world that they're important

[august @regularaugust]

We’re in the golden age of being able to watch/read/listen to anything you want and some of you let algorithms decide for you

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

I used to watch Mad Men with the online inflation calculator open but I've seen it so many times that I've memorized the rate of inflation from 1961 to now and can calculate the numbers in my head

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

peter parker's big homie was mech suit mark zuckerberg and his gf is an MIT aerospace engineer which is code for i make missiles

of course he's the feds

[Matt @underclvss]

AMC playing the mystery movies with AI. I would be so pissed if I was bamboozled into watching an AI movie @AMCTheatres