Goldman Sachs: crypto is a bubble, put your money in a savings account so it retains value
Me: ok, what interest rate do you offer?
Goldman Sachs: +0.1% APR!
Me: uhhhhhh isn't inflation between 2%-3%?
Goldman Sachs: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE US YOUR MONEY PLEB!
Lately $Crypto Twitter looks like a cheap book of motivational bullshit for losers. If you are losing money, you don't need words that make you comfortable. You need to wake up, learn and improve. Pats on the back won't help you.
Everyone Relax! The Crypto dip was caused by Mike Bell of JP Morgan claiming Governments could ban cryptocurrencies. Well ... how? This is the same company that called BTC a fraud. It's a bank FFS. They are rightfully terrified of what we are doing. But it can't be stopped.
Reasons why #Bitcoin is droping:
- Not a single rebrand since 2009
- No "huge news" or "strategic partnerships"
- Not enough airdrops
- Not enough PhD graduates on the team
- Team not doing bounties...
- Logo is not cool
- Satoshi is not being communicative