Jimbo Timbo Poon

a collection of my irrational thoughts.
plumber by day, philosopher by night.

[Jimbo Timbo Poon @undercoverpoon]

so do u wanna do sicko mode karaoke and you can be Travis Scott and I’ll be drake

[parks @parkersity_9]

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Bruh didn’t even flinch 😂

[miri @eggoslug]

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards’

[Jimbo Timbo Poon @undercoverpoon]

@IRONICHANDLE I think it worked 👍🏽

[Jimbo Timbo Poon @undercoverpoon]

@KillaKreww @ItsKingSlime This was my exact face watching

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I get it because I don’t like naps either

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Returning the marmoset babies to mother after a medical check.

[✩ sarah @wetneptune]

that’s where I was born

[Narty Naz (1/3) @Narty_Naz]

I wonder how maggot is doing nowadays

[Jimbo Timbo Poon @undercoverpoon]

@PomeloGames PLEASE PLEASE- chicos wish level 3 forgotten has been impossible for me pass. I get to day 85 & have 4-5 babies but they don’t count toward population. PLEASE UPDATE AND CHANGE THIS I just want to try to dry lands update but can’t get there bc BABIES don’t count as population!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i haven’t seen any squirrels this year and all of the sudden Arby’s selling steak nuggets??🤔

[Jimbo Timbo Poon @undercoverpoon]

How dare you post this on international women’s day

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Your favorite creator is in this photo

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’:

“I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy. I'm at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it's, like, Grindr, and someone else is like, 'I'm at the same restaurant. Do you want a b****** in the bathroom?' And you're like, 'Hey, guys. I'll be back in five minutes.’ Okay, this could work. This could work. Yeah. Let’s try this.' I remember I started making out with him, and I just remember being like, God! Beards! Oh I get why women like it when you shave! Like, this thing is f****** rough. Like, how do I get in there? I put my arms around him and I was like, ‘Oh my God! And these shoulders are so wide! He’s so big! He’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.' It did physically for me absolutely nothing. Nothing, like, not even a twitch. He reached for my d*** and I responded, ‘You’re not going to touch my flaccid p****. Like, this is not going to happen.’”

[molly-mae @mollymaecosplay]

PLEASE-