Under Cover Thot

Chronicles of an Under Cover Thot: If Tinder existed during Sex and the City

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Who else knew that masturbating can cure a UTI? This is #important

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Teamwork: The Reason The Germans Are Always Winning. http://t.co/F5jyDTg3Fb

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Lol @ when a two night stand from two months ago says "I miss you." Wtf? How?

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I often wake up from a drunken night thanking God for contraception.

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When you think you're over your ex-but everyone you hook up with resembles your ex. #letsbereal

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Still cannot get myself to write about my threesome with the sexy Germans reliving it would cause too many feels

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Are you doing something wrong when your ex sends you so many texts you have to stop having sex to turn your ringer off

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#Collegegirl

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Yes I live with my mother...

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It was fate...just had to sneak this blackhawks prospect into my room last night

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I could easy delete my real twitter, just use this persona and tweet all the same things. I'm not so undercover...

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Chasing my birth control pills with 9% alcohol content beer and a cig. #bloodclots #thots

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My ex asked me if I was dating anyone I said I don't need a boyfriend, I have a vibrator

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How does "I don't want to be out late" turn into having a threesome with to German exchange students until 4 am?

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Somebody get me a copy of this ESPN body issue! @ESPNMag

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Trying to schedule a date for every night I have off this week ;)

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If he's drunk texting you it's a good sign... Even if it's about omelets

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Uh uh

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New story about the lowest moment of my life.. Enjoy! http://t.co/pHtYx3ekT9

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2 “Tindates” and 1 Lost Condom http://t.co/pHycMWDr2q