Underhatchet

Woodworker. Based in Munich, the birthplace of humor.

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I always walk to the gas station. Rather than drive, like those wasteful Americans.

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It’s 12 August 2028.
BTC’s price just dropped to 262,054$, a 12% dip!
People are freaking out.

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

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Have you tried squeezing the handful of sand tighter?

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@Cobratate @grok I'm just curious how offensive your insult will be, Grok

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I am superior to you because I don't compare myself to others.

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This is just the beginning

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A man who is always standing never lies.

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@ProtestFiat I bought bitcoin because Hitler came to me in a dream and told me to buy bitcoin. I was just folowing orders.

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I can't stand sitting in chairs.

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Sure Germany doesn't have the best weather. But at least we have free speech!

[Alex Stanciu @ProfStanciu]

The road to heaven feels like hell and the road to hell feels like heaven.

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I hate people who hate other people.

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I've tried a lot of different woodworking. But the thing that sticks is chairs.

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@minchoi Ah yes I remember watching Jurassic Park Park in the cinema

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@jointrw_ Dying

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Crappy art is an excellent firestarter

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@basedbrickpush1 In Dutch, tea is pronounced 'TAY' - which of course rhymes with GAY.

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Every time a lawyer dies, a unicorn is born

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@LizDavinciMusic cycling, woodcuts, sunshine!