John “Jackoff” Underwood II

John Hopkins Football Walk-on 12’ #askedtoleave | USC 17’ #lovecock | Yeaman Hall course record holder | Merryweather Security Consulting

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Fuck a break up. Have you ever jerked off to the thought of jerking off?

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Can of grizzley to keep me from beating my wife #enlarge

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@walkercashiv L cunt #implode

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@lsen8960 Middle part needs to #evaporate

[Addicus “Mammoth” Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Killing myself: postponed

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

When the foids pay for your food #enlarge

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@EllisPonder2458 God, I would never hate on some whitemen enjoying a brew #shrink

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@EllisPonder2458 Ellis l, YOU are the faggot #implode

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

I have to race like a fucking pisshorse #urine #expand

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@1822adlerdip I HATE FOIDS #coconutjoes #shrink #greenchairs

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Yes liberals, a white man is having a fucking weekend #americanspirit

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@walkercashiv No-fucking-kidding 🪵

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Who doesn’t love a thick milf #lank #rackattack

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@1822adlerdip Coconut Joe is a fucking tool! #implode

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Who would of thought I would end up back at Coconut Joes. Hot waitress, almost had to pull a pocket jerk at the table #burnerverse #racketattack

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Dude must be a dip virgin #gay

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Jaxson dart did not go to war for this. #disintegrate #sec #burnerverse

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@TuckerSullfvck Libtards hate seeing trump do good! Every cent is worth protecting isreal 🇮🇱🇺🇸

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

@tedcruz Bye bye RINO👋. We stand with Isreal.

[John “Jackoff” Underwood II @underjohn1776]

Fuck yeah Gucci mane!!! Used to bump your shit pregrame before hitting johnnys hideaway in ATL! Perfect for some urban spunk!

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

It’s up Friday!! I hope they ready 🥶🥶