ok i NEED to know if anyone is selling their Lando stand tickets? I'm possibly able to go and Landos my favourite driver so if youre selling them or know someone who is please let me know 🙏🙏🙏
i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it's more like... handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching's sake.
look To be honest i know we all joke about him having stockholm syndrome but if i was born in Race Car City where i was told it was prophesied since my birth i would drive The Red Car and i was known as The Chosen One i too would probably go into some sort of psychosis
in honor of mclaren’s 1000th gp, lando norris has been responsible for:
5.4% of mclaren’s total wins
8% of mclaren’s total podiums
9% of mclaren’s total pole positions
10% of mclaren’s total fastest laps
8% of mclaren’s total WDCs
part of 20% of mclaren’s total WCCs
mr. mclaren
By the way, let me explain how they are 'gay'. The bigger one, the oldest, wants to be the boy in the relationship and refuses to be the egg layer while the smaller one is too young to have female organs, so he is a boy too. Every week, they hug and kiss for hours without mating
Id bet george’s left yacht that this george and this charles and this alex used to watch every single Harry Potter Puppet Pals on youtube together between races and cry laughing
Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.