jesse “mr. cartoon” machado

complete pope, very religious

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

You don’t look anything like your bitmoji, I’m outta here.

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Man whoever runs Kanye’s twitter is crazy

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Time to enroll pals. Tis the szn

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Open enrollment szn

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Get your ass up, it’s open enrollment szn

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Katy Perry and Nelly Furtado released an album on the same day?!

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

@BigNafey Tough movie to sneak into

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

@GavWill13 Looks like the WPIAL has really tinkered with different golds.

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

@TylerFeldmanTV Tell us what’s on the bingo board you coward

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Oh I’m sorry did I wake you?

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Buying this to read on my Spirit flight home

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

@TylerFeldmanTV RELEASE THE BINGO CARD!

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

I used to think Justin Timberlake being able to beatbox was an important skill and now I’m not so sure

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

My phone. All the time. For no particular reason.

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Every bit counts 🫡

[Complex @Complex]

Sean Penn says the Will Smith slap incident at the Oscars made him want to melt down his Oscars so Ukraine could turn them into bullets and fight Russia with them. https://t.co/KeQAFahbvm

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

More like 2 brags, and a third brag that is just a little bit of a lie!

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

People say barber shops thrive on debate but I haven't caught wind of a single opinion in any of the 12 Supercuts I've visited across this country

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

For sure would F Murray Abraham

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

I certainly wouldn’t F Scott Fitzgerald

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Might F Lee Bailey though.

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

I never really know if the plastic lid is on right.

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Today on here is the 2022 version of this:

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

This more so affected my “following” count. Please stop this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop

[jesse “mr. cartoon” machado @underscorejesse]

Accidentally signed an email “Bet,” instead of “Best,”

I’m pretty hip.