elijah stone was genuinely the best villain this show has ever had. if you ever got tired of watching him, i’m convinced you weren’t appreciating greatness.
SNL really put people on a game show and made them explain why they liked an Instagram photo… and every man eventually confessed he was hoping to sleep with the woman. 😭
Jake Gyllenhaal’s character even has a girlfriend sitting right there while he explains his entire five-step plan for turning a double tap into sex. Chris Redd tries “culture” as an excuse for liking Megan Thee Stallion’s art, and the buzzer basically says, “be serious.”
the most painful part is that nobody’s shocked by the answers. we all know the game. we just don’t want our own search history called as a witness.
Zach in the red M&M costume starts his big apology by telling the Pakistani coworker he spent all day calling her the wrong kind of Indian, then asks if “Pakistani” is her tribe before greeting her with a full “How!” like he just solved it.
He keeps going like this is a sincere make-good. To the guy born in Minnesota he says he called him dirty Mexican a lot but he’s a total slob so maybe he doesn’t deserve to be in the country either. Then he points at a brown M&M and announces to the room “it’s Black Joe” before starting “Swing low…” while Kenan has to be physically held back.
The bit that still gets me is how completely convinced he is that he’s the reasonable one in the room the whole time. The coworkers look like they’re one sentence from losing it and he just keeps treating every correction as a small bump in an otherwise thoughtful process
Trump insults his opponents daily and posts racist AI garbage depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. But one Cheesecake Factory joke from Obama sends the orange fucking snowflake into a meltdown.
Boo fucking hoo, you thin-skinned, piece of shit. ❄️
I am deeply saddened to learn of Walter Koenig’s passing.
Although we did not know each other well away from the set, we shared the later seasons of the original Star Trek series and the six films that followed.
What I observed, and what so many fans have expressed over the years, was a man who genuinely loved the Star Trek community.
At conventions, Walter was rarely content to remain behind a signing table. He preferred to be among the people who had kept Star Trek alive for so many decades.
That kind of genuine connection is rare, and it will be remembered by everyone who came into contact with him.
My condolences to his family, his friends, and the countless fans whose lives he touched.