UNDERTALE

a twitter that posts all your favorite undertale quotes. posts every 30 minutes

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Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?

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BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE IS EASY!!!

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Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness pellets

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Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!

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Here, take my hand for a moment.

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You call the Dog but it is too late. It cannot hear you.

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THERE ARE NO SKELETONS INSIDE MY CLOSET!!!
EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES.

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On second thought, do not put me in the trash.

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Uh, now pretend I'm suplexing a boulder for no reason.

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You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.

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I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT.
As I was trying to kill them!?
WELL!! NOBODY STARTS AS GREAT FRIENDS!

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Take a deep breath.
There's nothing left to worry about.

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Tra la la. I am the riverman.
Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter.

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Wosh u SOUL

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Here's your room key. Make sure to bundle up!

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OH MY!!!!
...IT'S A COMPLETELY NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER.

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WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!

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...WAIT, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE YOU...?

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It's time to say goodbye.

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HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...?
I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES.
SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.