Chandler Ryan

Actress/Goblin

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If I ever become a stripper, my name will be Gordita Crunchwrap Supreme and she will be #spicy

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@casey_actually I’m...still acting out the performance in my mirror

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@mountsainthell @iohym @hentaixkitten Yep yep yes

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@mountsainthell Amazing. Is the upper left on Hoover?

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@mountsainthell JAMIE 😂😂JAMIE NO WAY

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

This is the only reason the internet was invented.

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

This is domestic terrorism.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Trump should be impeached and convicted tomorrow.

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@mountsainthell The print website should be applying for you

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@theemilyemmett @PKBohan Shit that’s fresh

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The power of Craig compels you

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@juanyawn @prestonpopoff I was also asked to respond with this
https://t.co/sBQF9fDp19

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@juanyawn @prestonpopoff From Makinna 🦋
“Never drink green alcohol but always have a crazy bitch with big hair who’s ready to clean up your vomit”

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@bradbrockman If people don’t like me, is it because my mom cooked ME wrong

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@mountsainthell Oh, do share

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@thelaurengraham Trader Joe’s has good GF bagels! Plain, Everything, and Pumpkin Spice!!!

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@3OH3 @100gecs WHERE is 3HoHoHo!3 a Very 3OH!3 Christmas 🎄

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@DothTheDoth In her jammies

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@burleygig I did! Thank you for checking!

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Sweeney Todd is EASILY the most twerkable musical.

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@mountsainthell I never went to Zankou